Domestic Goddess

[Bambi]

...or not

So living alone for as long as I have you would think I'd know how to operate the washing machine properly, cook, iron all that usual bollocks that comes with living alone

I use 3 whole dials on the washing machine...3, 4 and 6. I'm fucked if I know what the rest do. Those 3 are just the temperatures. It was only since I moved to this house that I started checking clothes labels for what temperatures they need. It's no wonder I used to dye things or wash the print off the front

And everytime I iron I either burn my self or burn what Im ironing, I have learned to iron everything inside out so any potential burn marks can't be seen

I can't cook for shit, I still don't know how to work the cooker at my mums, I was never allowed near it and I hate the hoover. With a PASSION

I think housework and all things are a hazard to myself.

So who here is housetrained?

 

[Davey Gaga]

I'm the perfect housewife tbqh. I can cook, I clean, I wash the dishes and I'm just as bad as mother if something's out of place.

I'll be fine.

 

[Darkstar]

Oh God Kelly, you really need someone do things for you xD

Anywho, yep I can do these things. I know how to use the Oven (self taught! ), the ironing I can do, just, and I can clean and wash dishes.

Woo, I'm house trained

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I'm not too bad at most things, I can cook moderately (though I have a habit of forgetting to keep an eye on the food and badly burn it ) I can iron fine, I can clean well enough and generally keep stuff tidy (or at least to the point of not tripping over stuff or walking into them ). Though washing machines and me don't get on... Why are they so darn confusing?

 

[Donald Trump]

I was the dishes

xD

I can't cook, although I can make rice pudding.
I've never tried ironing, but if I did I'd probably burn something. I can vacuum quite well and I can fix doors, mend sinks, all that kind of stuff.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I can cook a very little. I think all I can manage is sausage/burger and chips and spaghetti bolognese, but even that is out of a jar.
I've got the washing machine sussed out, that's not hard at all. I just need to remember which little bit of the drawer the tablet an conditioner goes in. Other than that, I'm about as house trained as a monkey on Pro Plus.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

I can cook anything that involves a microwave and a toaster...which generally means toast and something else.
I can do the ironing and wash the dishes too! Although when it comes to anything like using the washing machine/oven and stuff like that I don't have a clue what to do.

 

[Mitsuki]

I can operate a washing machine, dryer, dishwasher, oven, and such. It's really pretty simple. I've been cooking rice ever since I was five years old (without a rice cooker - we used a pot and cooked it on the stove and just had to be on the look out for it) so I guess I've been house-trained, yes. Um, my dad's very strict about that. Cultural thing, you see, which I'd rather not get into.

 

[Fusilli]

I like hoovering and ironing and stuff like that. I've never tried using the washing machine before though so wouldn't know how it works. As for cooking I say that I can't cook but really I just don't cook. I'm sure I could manage if I followed a recipe though, I used to be able to make a good stir-fry. I used to go to food club after school but forgot all of the things I made. >_> I was alright but occasionally had the random disaster like exploding chocolate bread in the oven.

 

[Bambi]

I've well been doing great recently, I finally aquired my first EVER full sized ironing board for the first time ever since living alone for about 8 or so years and I havent burnt myself recently so no more scars to add to the collection

I have been COOKING more regular aswel, I have done sunday dinners two weeks in a row and been making random meals during the week which have turned out rather well and I have been hoovering regular which I despise doing, although I think my hoover broke with the shock of actyualluy being used so now I need a new one >_>

Just to er point out, I have flooring throughout downstairs so I swept it was just upstairs that got abot neglected

 

[Ness]

I actually cook pretty well, I took it on as a hobby of mine some months back. As far as all of those others "clean-y" things, I handle those alright. We have a pretty simple washing machine (thank God for that), and ironing isn't all that difficult. Then again, I don't iron very often (never). =P

 

[Coco]

I can't cook for shit, I still don't know how to work the cooker at my mums

Aye.

I can cook rice...at least.
I can't iron, scrub floors or garden.

But I can fold! XD

EDIT: I am pretty OC when it comes to my bed though. I MUST have it fixed before leaving the room. Regardless of where I am.

 

[FF7Guru]

I can iron, cook and tidy up, but i'm in with people who hate the washing machine. It's too noisy.