CSI Death puns

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Laguna Loire

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I just decided to see if anyone could find any hilarious puns i found 3 tht made me lol so much. (Obviously fictional)

1). "Sir a man was found with his penis stuck in a peanut butter jar"
"Well i guess you could say..." *Puts glasses on* "He's fucking nuts!" YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!

2). "My penis is two inches..." *Puts glasses on* "From the ground!" YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

3). "H if a man runs over a woman who gets in his way whose fault is it?"
"Well why was the man driving...." *Puts glasses on* "In the kitchen!" YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
 
Twice.
Two thirds of your jokes were about penises.
That is quite a lot.
 
Better with images instead of just words
 
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It's small But it's all I could find and the OP really loves penis so yeah...
 
Better, but that joke is incredibly lame as it is :hmmm:
 
I will try a CSI pun.

Penis penis penis penises penis penis penis peni, penis penis penis, cock penis penis penis dick! Penis penis penis todger penis penis penis; cock penis penis penis willy penis penis penis penis penis? Wang penis penis.
 
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