Crazy Teachers

hmm...im really horrible at chemistry....and my teacher knows it....
i study like crazy for that class....and for some reason....the teacher is just "£$%$£%$£%. get Fs because ''she couldnt understand my handwriting''...
people get As and Bs at 20 question tests with 3 wrong answers...i get a C....and all she had to say is ''lets leave it like that for now''......
also on one test instead of just going with the red pen over the word with a stripe....she just made my correct answers ''unreadable for her to judge now'' so i got an F again and really nothing i could do about that....
thank god i had to spend just a year with her....
 
I don't know about teachers, but I had a crazy tutor.

He was a guy that looked like Geraldo Rivera. I believe his name was Stan lol. Anyway, Stan was tutoring me science; I believe it was biology. He was talking about genes and he said that sometimes people have defects because of these genes. (Mind, he's really getting into this talk about deformed people. He seems almost excited.) So he randomly says, "I have a webbed foot!" And I'm like...um..wut... So Stan tosses his shoe off and rips off his sock and throws his leg on the table and his webbed foot is practically in my face! It was ...soooo awkward. o_o
 
Wow >_> Really? I thought our art teacher was a bit crazy.

Our old high school art teacher was in her 30s so those "last chance to have a baby" hormones kicked in. She desperately wanted to get married and have a baby. She did, but before that she had paintings of naked women breast feeding their child. >_> Also ones of pregnant women. On top of that she was rather bitchy and I remembered she would randomly yelled at Lemia for something she didn't do. XD
 
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Wow >_> Really? I thought our art teacher was a bit crazy.

Our old high school art teacher was in her 30s so those "last chance to have a baby" hormones kicked in. She desperately wanted to get married and have a baby. She did, but before that she had paintings of naked women breast feeding their child. >_> Also ones of pregnant women. On top of that she was rather bitchy and I remembered she would randomly yelled at Lemia for something she didn't do. XD
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For some reason that slipped my mind! She had those crazy, yellow eyes! :wacky: She had a fetish for drawing trees and fish with human faces too. And she treated me like crap. o_o She actually turned a lot nicer when she became impregnated. Go figure. :awesome:
 
I don't think I've had "crazy" teachers, out Psychology teacher likes to smile a lot and had the odd mood swing but she's still a brilliant teacher, probably one of the best in the country since she's vice president of the European Federation of Psychology Teachers' Associations :-)
 
*revives dead thread* Wooo.
Currently my school has an Indian teacher intern, and she writes like a kindergartener. I swear I'm not being racist, we have another Indian teacher who is extremely intelligent, but.. really.. she's a Science intern who can't spell 'environment'. x__x;
 
my old art teacher was brilliant he used to sneak behind people with a hammer and slam in down by your hands it was funny.

He used to think every year I could draw old rock walls and every year I reminded him I couldn't and he'd try to get me to do a project on it and everytime he'd change his mind when he saw my crap drawings.
 
My old English teacher, may not be crazy but was certainly odd that's for sure. He was a WW2 vet and he lost from his right forearm down, and he would always come by and tap me on the head with his little nub and point it right at my face every time I was sleeping, which was a lot, used to freak me out waking up to that nub jabbin in my face.

That and he would try to mess with me when I would go to shake his hand he would always hand me the nub and would not relent until I shook it, was certainly an interesting English class that's for sure, at least when I was awake.
 
Exactly what I needed. Well, my teachers aren't super crazy, but a bit odd.

My French teacher wears a Barret, at all times. Combine that with a black and white striped shirt and you have his daily clothing. He always laughs in the stereotypically french way (rhon-hon-hon, or something along those lines.)
Always brings up Napoleon during lessons, except he refers to him as Nappe. I think he's trying to hard to be French, really.

My Math teacher constantly makes farting noises with his mouth, and randomly finds a way to fit the words "Pee" & "Poo" Into most of his sentences.

That's...About it, I think.
 
Mrs. Bowling
Okay, so we had this sub for algebra a while back and she was crazy.
Five minutes into the class my pen rolled of my desk, so I lean over and pick it up. The sub starts yellin at me to get back in my seat and shut up because I am talkin! One, i didn't get out of my seat, and two I didn't even make any noise. Next, she screamed at me for sneezing, she sent me to the bathroom to wash my hands. Next SHE YELLED AT ME AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE FOR RAISING OUR HAND!!!! So I'm stand up and give her a lecture about yelling at people for no good reason, and she is all like, you don't respect me! And I say Of course not! I don't respect people who yell at me for picking up my only writing utensil and screaming at me for sneezing! And you know what she said to me, She asked me if I had a problem with her because she was a teacher of color. I said no, why are you calling me racist! She says I never called you racist. Yes you did I responded. And she asked the class if she called me racist, everyone said yes and she flipped out and said no she didn't. I sat down then. Next She yells at us for getting off topic, and then one kid says yes ma'am and she tells us this story about her daughter going to court for a speeding ticket, which was totally unrelated. In previous classes she was calling all the boys Konye West, and that she had a problem with colored kids, but the funny thing about that was that she is colored herself! After class I was talking about the event with her and she comes out swearing at me. She was 91 and crazy. Well the next day, me and a bunch of people were called down to the principal's office to tell about the mean teacher. In the end she was fired and banned from another school district.

Our school social worker
SHE DRESSES LIKE A FREAKIN VAMPIRE HUNTER
 
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My fomer history teacher Mr. Uimonen. I wouldn't say he's crazy, more like very funny and a happy person :mrgreen: He always talks about WW2, Marx, Hitler etc even if we're supposed to learn history of Greek for example. He doesn't care if you sleep in his class or draw in your textbook, as long as you don't interrupt him and there's at least one student who's listening to him. He calls boys handsome men and girls beautiful ladies, he's very passionate about his work. He always wears wooden shoes and one time he did Nazi march and his shoe flew off to a window and it got broken. He's so theatrical and his stories are so funny that it's like watching a play. He sure knows how to make history less boring :)
 
I've had some crazy teachers before. The best teachers are always the ones that are a bit mad, and they do tend to be history teachers more often.

I can't really think of specific teachers and incidents.. There was one guy who had us doing a practice exam paper back when I was doing my A-levels and he went into the cupboard for ages while we were doing it. He came out and then said "I'm just gonna nip over to the chemist" and left us. :D

And at university we have loads of eccentric lecturers. One in particular (my seminar tutor) springs to mind now. Recently he brought a Zulu spear into the seminar room and without warning threw it onto the desk, just in front of my eyes. It took a fairly large chunk out of the table. :O It wasn't anything to do with the seminar subject matter at all (we were studying Neo-Assyria), but he just thought it was awesome to show us Zulu weapons. He also showed us a club which he apparently killed a monkey with when he was a child living in South Africa. We each got a feel of the two weapons and it was quite cool. Still... That was pretty crazy though.
 
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I had a psychology teacher in high school who liked to bang his golf club on students' desks in the middle of lectures every once in a while to make sure they were paying attention; and one time he also held someone's shoe out the second-story window and threatened to drop it unless the kid didn't answer a question (or something). He also gave extra credit points to anyone who brought in their anti-perspirants and threw them in the garbage because of the theory that the aluminum in them contributes to Alzheimer's. And he was a huge fan of the show Survivor--one time he showed us the application videotape he submitted to try to be a contestant, and as part of the actual lectures we watched several episodes and took notes/were quizzed on them because of the psychology aspect of the show :lew:
 
I have an English teacher who is mad at best.
He thinks that screaming on top of his lungs when speaking and smoking an empty outdated pipe is cool. My friends and I agree that his conjecture is dead wrong.
He likes to wear trench coat during the summer too.
Sure he's a great English teacher and very knowledgeable, but that doesn't cover up the fact that he's a lunatic.
 
Name: Mr. Mc Cann
Subject: Irish/Gaelge
Age: Unknown
Type Of Crazy: "Shh" addict
Sexual Orientation: Gay.

Even though I don't do Irish, I still have to sit in class and mind my own business i.e. do my homework.
Mr. Mc Cann likes to wear a different scarf each day, even in summer. He likes brightly coloured jumpers and skinny jeans.
He. Is. Tall.
Once, I was bored, an counted how many times he shushes someone. I got somewhere around 200. You heard me. The guy shushes everything and everyone, even when they don't say anything :wacky: He also likes to repeatedly tap his pen on the table and cross his legs. And act girly, since he is clearly gay. No one can keep a straight face in his class. Ever. If you were to come to my school and object, I'd dare you to not even smile in his class. Not only that, he's pretty much a useless teacher...
 
A previous Physics teacher of mine went mad if you drew diagrams in pen, and seems to have perfected his kidney-poking over the years. He regularly picks up people's pencil cases and drops them, with a sigh and the word "gravity..."

Him and I got into a fight once, starting off in good fun, but it got a bit rough and we ended up kicking each other in the testicles (I got him for revenge ;) ) and both lying on the ground for some time, in considerable pain. Even I don't know how that ended up happening... certainly one of the more memorable moments!
 
I can only think of two currently:

I don't remember what grade exactly that I had her, but my Math and English teacher Mrs. Holland, to be as polite as possible, a complete and utter cunt. She was the kind of teacher that hated children. You find yourelf constantly questioning why she became a teacher in the first place. And damn did she hate me. I mean she HATED me. Of all the unfortunate times I can think of, the one that really pissed me off was this one time she called me to her room to finish some Math homework I missed. While I was in there the current class was grading some English homework that we had been assigned earlier that day (the period I was in was slightly behind). The next day, I turned in my homework for English class. The day after, the bitch gave me a zero on my paper and said I cheated. Apparently, I got too many of the questions right and she said that I wrote down the answers while her other period was grading them. I didn't even have my backpack on me and the only paper I had was the Math work she gave me to make up. I found out like two years ago that she had terminal cancer. I don't care what you think of me, I fuckin' danced in joy.

Another insufferable stain on the world of high school was this teacher I had named Ms. Loomis. I don't really know what her problem was. She treated her good students like total shit. I guess it was because she was really, REALLY fucking ugly and it pained her to have to be around teenagers that were attractive and she was only like six years older than the seniors. I don't know. I can understand why she hated me. I had her for two classes and I never did anything and I talked to the other people in the room constantly. But then there were people who did their work and she still would just completely flip out on them. I think she had some serious bipolar issues. I don't know.

I guess neither of them were really crazy, but man were they bitches.
 
Here goes my full scale rant about a tutor called Dorothy. :rage:

She is incredibly boring. She talks all the way through lecture, openly criticises us for our writing and doesn't even try to make it constructive. She just comes right out with it. It's like, "No need to be so blunt." I prefer it when we do group work and then she comes over to have a nosey. Ok, come and see what we're doing, but not literally two seconds after you set the task! She looks down on everyone and I've discussed this with others. They can't agree more and most of them are mature students. Though on the other hand, it's been fun bitching about her when I found out they LOATHED the woman.

Now thankfully, I only have her for one lecture this semester and it's 1-3 on Monday. I can pay attention because it's in the afternoon, where I'm at my peak. But the woman's attitude hasn't changed and thankfully, her blonde highlights have faded. :wacky:

She can embarrass someone in front of the entire classroom and make them feel so small. However, I've been the most pissed off with her not in the classroom during semester, but in the SUMMER. Why? Because she failed ONE piece of anything I've submitted for my first year. I had every right to be pissed and her explanation for failing me weren't even valid. So as annoyed as I was, I decided to redo the whole fucking piece because I'd probably have to retake the whole module again and I wouldn't want that again lingering over my mind. :rage:

I redid the piece a few days to the deadline, submitted it and what do you know? A day later, she rings me to say it was FANTASTIC. Pfft, she was trying to get on my good side. Though that's not the only thing. She also says there's an ERROR on the system and ANOTHER assignment has been marked down as a FAIL. So I have to post off evidence that this has PASSED and nail the coffin in her once and for all. I was pretty smug that I proved the system wrong and embarrassed her in the first place. She is a lame, old and pathetic excuse for a teacher.

On the other hand, I'm a little disappointed that the evidence was put through. Some of the people from the class were ranting about all this on Facebook when I told them. They were willing to sign a petition to have Dotty sacked. :sad3:

So there's my sad little story about my war with Dorothy. Part one done. But there may be more to come. Keep your eye on this thread, people. :ahmed:
 
The craziest teacher I've seen was the head of the English department and an English teacher in a local school... I was doing work experience there. He didn't wear his shoes, he lounged about, he made it seem as though helping the sixth formers with their coursework was THE WORST CHORE EVER! He also made a lot of innuendos and funny gestures... It was harmless, but a bit slimy too. :wacky:

When it comes to 'crazy' teachers I've had... I have had two unreasonable teachers.

Ms O-- my Geography teacher... She seemed to enjoy shouting at children, giving fasle referrals, and just generally being a bit spiteful. -_- She was particularly nasty to me. I had probably forgotten my homework for the second time since starting at the school, and she just leaned in very very close and started shouting and spitting in my face. I actually felt so upset and afraid that I dropped Geography after year 9. A part of me would have liked to continue it... Although I would have hated to miss out on History! :argh: A few years down the line, I found out that the teachers didn't like her either. I had to feel a bit sorry for her as they joked about her lack of a bra and her hairy armpits. :sad:

Mr H-----, teacher of Maths and ICT. He was very similar to Ms. O-- but probably even more brutish. He shouted at me and crossed out all of my work simply because I hadn't used a ruler and when I cried, told me off for seeking attention. He didn't realise that I was worried sick because my cat had gone missing. Nor would be have cared.

Oh, then there was Mr K---, an ICT teacher. He ended up getting sacked because he showed all of his classes the confidential coursework book. None of us used it, because we would have been disqualified from our GCSEs, but he encouraged us to...


Oh! Mr Smith and Mr E--- were both hilarious and crazy! :) They made jokes, were light-hearted and enjoyed wackiness. I can't remember any details about them or what they did... I just vaguely remember their personalities. :( I suppose certain mannerisms could be likened to Mr. Burns' 'Eeeexcellent' from The Simpsons, minus the evil. :lew:
 
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