Crazy Dreams

Cyanista

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One night I dreamt that Morticia Adams was going on a road trip to Florida accompanied by The Brady Bunch and Higa Niga. (this, amazingly, has nothing to do with the rest of the dream)
Meanwhile, back at my house, I was in the kitchen enjoying a cup of tea and then noticed that a crowd of juvenile skateboard punks, being led by Draco Malfoy, were laying siege to our yard. I started chasing Malfoy with a broomstick, but his skinny legs were too fast... I screamed at my youngest brother to catch him (which is kinda hilarious, since he has noodly legs too) - the brother tackled Draco Malfoy, but he was outside our property line, which was somehow really terrible - like illegal or something (sorta like football) Malfoy got up and did that cocky snort of his and it was then that the police arrived to arrest us. The police being Riggs and Murtaugh from the Lethal Weapon series. Complete with corny jazz. And there it ended.

Weird, huh?
So, any crazy dreams, anyone? :funnyface:
 
Lately I keep dreaming about my old house, but it looks much like the townhouse I used to live in for some reason.

I hate it when dreams seem to make sense when you're in them and then you wake up and realise how confusing it all was.

Anyway, Steve and I kept sneaking back into our old place because apparently we planted a Macadamia tree that grew up really fast and we wanted some Macadamias so we thought it was a good idea to go and sneak them at night while the new tenants were asleep.

Then I saw someone videotaping us through another Townhouse window and I freaked out and ran.

I think this all came about because we just moved out and I kinda miss my old place and the Macadamias somehow came into it because we've been trying to find decent Hazelnuts to buy. My dream got confused and replaced them with Macadamias for some reason. :hmmm:

I've dreamt this wierd dream twice now. >.<
 
Last night i dreamt i was a detective. But not just any detective I was in the words of pulp fictions Jules. A bad motherfucker. I even had my own ''scooby gang'' who assisted in my investigation.
I was solving the riddle of the murder of an extremely wealthy couple. We knew it was the butler but couldnt find proof. We searched all over the house and itl sound daft but i dont even think i knew in the dream what i was looking for. After we found a secret room the butler confronted us and then fled when i found a coin. I sent 2 of my top guys to run after him whilst the rest ''protected the house'' protect it from what though? I have no clue, i think there was some supernatural element going on or something......i dont fucking know. I jumped out the window and cut off the butlers escape and captured him.
Interesting to note that my guys whom were part of my detective team were all tekken characters. I think ive been playing that game too much. This was actually a very long dream and it didnt stop there it went all the way to the point where the butler was cleared and we were instead found guilty and sentenced to something rather unpleasant. Then i woke up cuz a pigeon flew into my window. And that was that.......aye.

quite interesting actually
 
I had a demon dressed like an exterminator holding me down (more like a leviathan from Supernatural, it was gonna bite my head off) as the world fell into an apocolypse.

Okay, this Supernatural thing's gonna be worse than Avengers.
 
Le sigh....

One time I had a dream that I was on a class trip, and we were on a school bus. So the bus lands and we got off, but we end up on a fucking giant chocolate chip cookie. I think I saw a movie where something like this happened, so that probably inspired it.

Another recent one is the vine swinging in the middle of a mall to buy FFIV on Xbox 360. Only to get home and play it, and we see that the main character is a fucking moose. I have no idea how this dream came to be. I just know it was very weird, and I loved it! We didn't play the game for more than 5 minutes though.

Another is when me and Dad were walking around a vacation getaway type area, only for everything to get sucked into a giant black hole. I tried to hold on, but I got sucked in as well. Once again, this one is anybody's guess. I have no fucking clue why this happened.

Ehh, that's all I got for now... :hmmm:
 
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