Continue the Birthweek Card! Poem Competition

"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
 
"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
So grand that it should have it's own marching band.
 
"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
So grand that it should have it's own marching band.
With Timmy the Turtle leading the way with baton in foot
 
"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
So grand that it should have its own marching band.
With Timmy the Turtle leading the way with baton in foot
Followed by a filthy Cabbage covered from head to toe in soot.
 
"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
So grand that it should have its own marching band.
With Timmy the Turtle leading the way with baton in foot
Followed by a filthy Cabbage covered from head to toe in soot.

Shu’s livestream giveaway earlier was so much fun
 
"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
So grand that it should have its own marching band.
With Timmy the Turtle leading the way with baton in foot
Followed by a filthy Cabbage covered from head to toe in soot.

Shu’s livestream giveaway earlier was so much fun
It is really sad that it is actually done.
 
"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
So grand that it should have its own marching band.
With Timmy the Turtle leading the way with baton in foot
Followed by a filthy Cabbage covered from head to toe in soot.

Shu’s livestream giveaway earlier was so much fun
It is really sad that it is actually done.
And there's no more plushies to be won :sadpanda:
 
"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
So grand that it should have its own marching band.
With Timmy the Turtle leading the way with baton in foot
Followed by a filthy Cabbage covered from head to toe in soot.

Shu’s livestream giveaway earlier was so much fun
It is really sad that it is actually done.
And there's no more plushies to be won :sadpanda:
"We can turn Greeny into a plush," said Linnaete, "however, he weighs a tonne."
 
Aaaaand that's the game!

@Linnaete takes 1st prize, followed by @Galadín in 2nd and @Espurr in third. Congratulations to our winners! :yay:

Also, as I recall, our last Birthweek poem also ended on a note about Greeny. Conspiracy?? :hmmm:

Anyhow, here's the completed poem from this year's competition! If you want, you may continue adding to it for fun for as long as you like, but further posts won't be awarded points.

Thanks for participating, everybody!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Lalafells reign surpreme on FFF like they always do.
“No they don’t,” retorted Mitsuki.
"Moogles are supreme. Lalafells are kooky."

"HA HA HA," cried Tidus with a grin,
As he slayed a Moogle on his way back to the inn.
Now what in the world could possibly go wrong?
"HA HA HA," echoed Yuna, wearing her thong.

Their echoing laughter caused everyone to cringe,
To the point Auron started to binge.
Linnaete started to play with her cute pet spider.
She then screamed when the spider flew onto her face using a glider.

"This poem will be featured in the next FFF Magazine, so please make this good."
"You mean we need to stay family-friendly?" said Linnaete. "Well, we could..."
In chimed Six for a defiance fix: "But that doesn't mean we should!"
Then Espurr added, "I don't think that we should. Like we all know that I would."

"This is all news to me," said Auron, with a tilt of his head.
"Y'all got a moment?" said Cindy. "Can you check up on Prompto? I left him chained to the bed."
"Did you remember to take his camera?" asked Auron with a grin.
"Of course I did!" said Bartz as he walked in and threw it in a bin.

Happening along, a curious Sprout seized the camera to see what he'd find.
It's Shace the Paissa, the last of its kind.
Gladiolus examined the photo: "Cup Noodles mixed with Paissa meat would be swell."
Unbeknownst to him that unless cooked properly, Paissa meat will give an awful smell.

Luckily, Ignis spied his intent and swooped in with a new recipe.
ExDeath wandered by, "I could do with lunch before I reduce all of existence into total entropy..."
And thus Ignis cooked up a very fine Paissa dish,
But to every tasters dismay, it tasted like rotten fish.

The taste was so horrible it caused ExDeath to retreat to the void.
"Ignis!" hissed the ireful voice of Chef Gordon Ramsay, "$#@&^ stop. You're no longer employed!"
Meanwhile, back at the E3 Square Enix conference,
Everybody was raging at Final Fantasy VII's absence.

"Ya'll should calm down," said Cindy, "they're probably making a VR game about me."
While Adri shouted at the protesters: "How bad could this game be?"
Meanwhile, Square Enix has already considered this idea.
Along with a spin-off game staring the one and only Shiva!!

But only one week was left in this Birthweek so grand,
So grand that it should have it's own marching band.
With Timmy the Turtle leading the way with baton in foot,
Followed by a filthy Cabbage covered from head to toe in soot.

"Shu’s livestream giveaway earlier was so much fun,"
"It is really sad that it is actually done,"
"And there's no more plushies to be won."
"We can turn Greeny into a plush," said Linnaete, "however, he weighs a tonne."
 
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