Breaking store policy

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I just got back from a gas station that has the policy of "no shoes no shirt no service" but they didn't have a sign that says this, so I walk in, knowing this, without a shirt on and try to get myself a drink. The cashier looks at me and says, "Sorry, no service with no shirt" So I look at him and say, "Is this because of my messed up chest!?" With a totally serious expression on my face. "He proceeds to say, "I don't even know what you're talking about" So I respond saying, "Oh bullshit, you can see my chest is fucked and you can't stand to look at it so you want me to get a shirt on so you don't have to look at this. Is this how you treat black people!?" And then in the end he sold me my drink despite not having a shirt :griin:

and no I am not black.

The moral of the story is, even the white folk can play the black race card and get what they want :grin:
 
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Danny dyermud would love it though.

nt flmn r trlln.
 
So you had no shirt but you had Shoes on?

What if it was the other way around?

What if you went in with only Shorts on.............youd blow there mind is what !
 
Thats just sick!........and against the law in many countires:hmmm:

I wonder what Alakazam would say if he were here........"INFIDELS" or some shit lol
"you are prisoners to your western life"
 
If he said something about my western life, I'd say, "Actually, I live in eastern united states" just to see what alakazam would say :hmmm:
 
Why weren't you wearing a shirt in public? A bit feral isn't it?
 
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I just got back from a gas station that has the policy of "no shoes no shirt no service" but they didn't have a sign that says this, so I walk in, knowing this, without a shirt on and try to get myself a drink. The cashier looks at me and says, "Sorry, no service with no shirt" So I look at him and say, "Is this because of my messed up chest!?" With a totally serious expression on my face. "He proceeds to say, "I don't even know what you're talking about" So I respond saying, "Oh bullshit, you can see my chest is fucked and you can't stand to look at it so you want me to get a shirt on so you don't have to look at this. Is this how you treat black people!?" And then in the end he sold me my drink despite not having a shirt :griin:

and no I am not black.

The moral of the story is, even the white folk can play the black race card and get what they want :grin:

I'd love to know what was going through his mind after the fact!

Quick question, couldn't you have just said "I don't see any signs anywhere saying I no service without a shirt". Granted, it wouldn't have made it nearly as fun, but it may have been a bit easier. :reptar:
 
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