[Birthweek 2016] Continue the Birthweek Card! Poem Competition

As ten years have passed, with many fond memories
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers!

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?!
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September.
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"
And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
 
As ten years have passed, with many fond memories
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers!

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?!
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September.
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"
And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one."
 
As ten years have passed, with many fond memories
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers!

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?!
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September.
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"
And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one."
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
 
As ten years have passed, with many fond memories
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers!

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?!
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September.
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"
And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one."
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
If Sice is usurped, the forum is lost!
 
As ten years have passed, with many fond memories
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers!

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?!
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September.
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"

And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one."
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
If Sice is usurped, the forum is lost!

But Final Fantasy Forums is one of a kind, and this poem is coming to an end tonight
 
As ten years have passed, with many fond memories
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers!

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?!
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September.
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"

And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one."
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
If Sice is usurped, the forum is lost!

But Final Fantasy Forums is one of a kind, and this poem is coming to an end tonight.
I'm certain that this forum is in no damn dire bind, since we're here to kill greeny and keep things right.
 
As ten years have passed, with many fond memories
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers!

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?!
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September.
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"

And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one."
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
If Sice is usurped, the forum is lost!

But Final Fantasy Forums is one of a kind, and this poem is coming to an end tonight.
I'm certain that this forum is in no damn dire bind, since we're here to kill greeny and keep things right.
Let us then give thanks to Greeny aka Cabbage for all the lives he gave up for our amusement over the years
 
As ten years have passed, with many fond memories
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers!

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?!
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September.
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"

And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one."
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
If Sice is usurped, the forum is lost!

But Final Fantasy Forums is one of a kind, and this poem is coming to an end tonight.
I'm certain that this forum is in no damn dire bind, since we're here to kill greeny and keep things right.
Let us then give thanks to Greeny aka Cabbage for all the lives he gave up for our amusement over the years
After all we put the poor guy through, we certainly owe him a few beers.
 
The competition has now come to an end! Shace and Gal, I'm afraid your last entries came in after the midnight cutoff point, so that means @Sice is officially our grand prize winner! :cheer:

Thanks to everyone who participated, and feel free to keep the poem going as long as you want. Your prizes will be on the way soon :)
 
AuronX This was enjoyable, thank you! Now I dare you to record yourself for us and read this with a straight face.
 
I recorded my voice attempting to read this poem (including mine and Galdin's last lines even if they didn't count :mokken: )
 
Shace paissa

They do so count to the overall masterpiece. AuronX said we could keep adding to it if we pleased.

...I was already aware I was the third last to have a qualifying post. :britt:
 
Shace paissa said:
I recorded my voice attempting to read this poem (including mine and Galdin's last lines even if they didn't count :mokken: )
Click to expand...

I attempted to read it yesterday but I couldn't do it. :lew: I cracked in Aetherflow and chocobo.

Let's hear yours!
 
So here's the whole FFF Poem.

I think it would be a cool idea to collaborate our voices and kinda take turns reading, so for those who's willing to do it, pick some parts you'd like to read over, and send the voice clips to me after June 30th. This is so that it doesn't conflict with Kira's FFF Voices competition.

I'll start with a few. I might grab more later but I'll stick with a few for now.

@Six @Shace paissa @Shu @AuronX @Sice @soulcorruptor and whoever else.


Roses are red, violets are blue,
Olivia is a nutjob and it's totally true.
But she's also really good at writing stuff too.
And not comm-ing people, when it is due
"I have already apologised!" she cries.
"You are a liar!" Shace says, while flying high in the skies.

Speaking of Shace, care to explain what on earth a Paissa is?
A Paissa is something with a lot of frizz and is a whiz
For what is the world that the others resist?
Probably this forum that continue to exist.
At least until Lord Golbez decides to pull the plug
Why would he do that unless it's the rum he decides to glug?

All walks of life united by love (Mitsuki)
Timmy the Turtle was surely sent from above (Mitsuki)
While Mitsuki was coming from Below
Be careful, Shace, for she can easily ban you, you know!

"Another day on the forums," says Auron, shaking his head,
While Shu bans someone setting an example to follow by his lead.
Staff continue unfazed, 'cause everyone knows Shu is half crazed.
Galadin will join in the banning, and now no one will be saved
Unless, like her goodie twin Shace, they are well behaved
Nah, she's kidding, for Shace is next to get the chop.
Mitsuki was far from concerned as she had stuff to do in the Mog Shop.
And LovingOfLightning circled nostalgia unable to stop

As ten years have passed, with many fond memories (Mitsuki)
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies (Mitsuki)
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers! (Mitsuki)

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us.
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss."
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?! (Mitsuki)
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member (Mitsuki)
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September. (Mitsuki)
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone.
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"

And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone."
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne.
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one."
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
If Sice is usurped, the forum is lost!

But Final Fantasy Forums is one of a kind, and this poem is coming to an end tonight. (Mitsuki)
I'm certain that this forum is in no damn dire bind, since we're here to kill greeny and keep things right.
Let us then give thanks to Greeny aka @Cabbage for all the lives he gave up for our amusement over the years
After all we put the poor guy through, we certainly owe him a few beers.
 
I have to say that I started to like this poem game. It's my first time participating in this game in my 7 years that I have been on this forum. Next time I will participate more.
 
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Olivia is a nutjob and it's totally true.
But she's also really good at writing stuff too.
And not comm-ing people, when it is due
"I have already apologised!" she cries.
"You are a liar!" Shace says, while flying high in the skies.

Speaking of Shace, care to explain what on earth a Paissa is?
A Paissa is something with a lot of frizz and is a whiz
For what is the world that the others resist?
Probably this forum that continue to exist.
At least until Lord Golbez decides to pull the plug
Why would he do that unless it's the rum he decides to glug?

All walks of life united by love (Mitsuki)
Timmy the Turtle was surely sent from above (Mitsuki)
While Mitsuki was coming from Below
Be careful, Shace, for she can easily ban you, you know!

"Another day on the forums," says Auron, shaking his head,
While Shu bans someone setting an example to follow by his lead.
Staff continue unfazed, 'cause everyone knows Shu is half crazed.
Galadin will join in the banning, and now no one will be saved
Unless, like her goodie twin Shace, they are well behaved
Nah, she's kidding, for Shace is next to get the chop.
Mitsuki was far from concerned as she had stuff to do in the Mog Shop.
And LovingOfLightning circled nostalgia unable to stop

As ten years have passed, with many fond memories (Mitsuki)
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies (Mitsuki)
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers! (Mitsuki)

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two.
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!"
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us. (shace)
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss." (shace)
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?! (Mitsuki)
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier.
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member (Mitsuki)
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September. (Mitsuki)
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone. (Shace)
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone (S hace)
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"

And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone." (Shace)
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne. (Shace)
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one." (Shace)
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
If Sice is usurped, the forum is lost!

But Final Fantasy Forums is one of a kind, and this poem is coming to an end tonight. (Mitsuki)
I'm certain that this forum is in no damn dire bind, since we're here to kill greeny and keep things right.
Let us then give thanks to Greeny aka @Cabbage for all the lives he gave up for our amusement over the years
After all we put the poor guy through, we certainly owe him a few beers.


I will do more if we can't get enough people on this :D
 
I was able to read this without cracking up, using my voice to go along with is and raise it at certain points to act out lines helped.
 
I've added my parts in purple. Shocker. @soulcorruptor, you can pick your own parts, just make sure you have a colour that stands out. ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, (Six)
Olivia is a nutjob and it's totally true. (Six)
But she's also really good at writing stuff too.
And not comm-ing people, when it is due
"I have already apologised!" she cries.
"You are a liar!" Shace says, while flying high in the skies.

Speaking of Shace, care to explain what on earth a Paissa is?
A Paissa is something with a lot of frizz and is a whiz
For what is the world that the others resist?
Probably this forum that continue to exist.
At least until Lord Golbez decides to pull the plug
Why would he do that unless it's the rum he decides to glug?

All walks of life united by love (Mitsuki)
Timmy the Turtle was surely sent from above (Mitsuki)
While Mitsuki was coming from Below
Be careful, Shace, for she can easily ban you, you know!

"Another day on the forums," says Auron, shaking his head,
While Shu bans someone setting an example to follow by his lead.
Staff continue unfazed, 'cause everyone knows Shu is half crazed.
Galadin will join in the banning, and now no one will be saved
Unless, like her goodie twin Shace, they are well behaved
Nah, she's kidding, for Shace is next to get the chop.
Mitsuki was far from concerned as she had stuff to do in the Mog Shop.
And LovingOfLightning circled nostalgia unable to stop

As ten years have passed, with many fond memories (Mitsuki)
The members reminisce tales of potions and remedies (Mitsuki)
And all the times greeny died at the hands of the Nero Trinities
Adri laughed and said, "poor Greeny would die to infinity"

While all this is going on, we should wonder if we will stay here for another ten years.
"Silence, be quiet. There's no room for these fears."
Surely if this placed died we would be bored to tears.
Or we can all go to KupoCon and have a few beers! (Mitsuki)

Now Olivia is being shamefully reprimanded for ruining a thread or two. (Six)
While Tom's voice is ringing "Wot you doin', foo'!" (Six)
While Greeny is like "Kira, you're scaring the two!"
"What is going on here?" barks the authoritative voice of Shu.
I spent too much time here, as I noticed the shoutbox text is always going to be pretty and blue

So as I watch the time go by
I think of Koloth and almost start to cry
Rest in peace to the man who had ruled over the forums' RPG Inferno
To stop the sad, I shall throw Greeny into a Volcano!
Making sure dear twin, you pitch a good swing before you let go!
Shace remember as you throw, Greeny is still your #1 ho.
So quit throwing him about, and let your love show!
Err...Aetherflow, Aetherflow, Aetherfloooooooow!
Chocobo, Chocobo, Chocoboooooo!

"You're all ruining the poem," cries AuronX, sternly glaring at us. (shace)
"But I guess since it's Birthweek I won't make a fuss." (shace)
Speaking of which, why not make some new threads?! (Mitsuki)
Olivia will probably obey Mitsuki, because she's submissive when she has failed to take her meds.
Al on the other hand refuses to ever post and will never post in here!
Indeed, that worthless Lalafell should be thrown off the end of a pier. (Six)
Poor Al is launched over cruel waters deep, while Lalas everywhere cower in fear (Six)

Elsewhere on the forum, the Staff are planning the secret banning of every member (Mitsuki)
And lo, the deliverance of the banhammer shall come this September. (Mitsuki)
"I'm sure I will be first" cried Lunafreya with a very sarcastic tone. (Shace)
"I will gladly see to that" Shu said as he threw from his teeth a clean bone (Shace)
And then went back to farming, all alone.
"Naughty members shall be banned," he muttered, "for such antics I do not condone!"

And Sice walked in dressed as a priest. "Let them pray and atone." (Shace)
Poor Sice thinking he is not apart of the Naughty members, he shall be taken off his throne. (Shace)
The rest one the non Naughty members decided to rally cried "No don't take his throne we stand as one." (Shace)
We will protect the throne no matter the cost.
If Sice is usurped, the forum is lost!

But Final Fantasy Forums is one of a kind, and this poem is coming to an end tonight. (Mitsuki)
I'm certain that this forum is in no damn dire bind, since we're here to kill greeny and keep things right. (Six)
Let us then give thanks to Greeny aka @Cabbage for all the lives he gave up for our amusement over the years
After all we put the poor guy through, we certainly owe him a few beers.
 
You guys can divide the poem into parts so each of you gets to record your voice. I think is the best way to do it to prevent any cracks or mistakes and redoing it from the beginning.
 
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