Aztec's Carrying Service

Aztec Triogal

Aztec Triogal

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Welcome to Aztec's Carrying Service. I am Aztec Triogal, your greeter, proprietor, and personal carrier. At ACS we aim for quality of service.

So ask yourself, sir or madam, do you have incredibly large breasts which weigh you down all day long? Are your double D's dragging down your nightlife? Are your mammaries maleficent? If so, please consider hiring one of our carriers to lag them around for you.

While you are standing, our carriers will help you support your fleshy sandbags. When you sit they will massage your back to relieve any kinks or aches that may be ailing you. Let those sweater pheasants be ticking timebags to back pain no longer! Your days of lugging around zaftig zeppelins will be over! Sign up today!!!

If you're interested in our services, please request our services below. We will send a carrier to assist you. And remember... I'm not just the owner, I'm also a customer!

[Note: ACS is now hiring. Please apply below if interested.]
 
I would very much like to be a carrier.
Got a lot on your chest? Argor shall help ease the strain!
I shall help if anyone needs bags carrying.

Just whistle, and Argorite shall appear?

What the heck else can I write in an application?

To Aztec, I'll be a rather loyal worker.
 
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I'm waiting for the invasion of women slapping men across their faces just for trying to "carry" their tits. :wacky: xDDD

Seriously Az, I can't believe you really made the thread. :lol:
 
If you would like to be our first customer, I would be happy to set you up with one of our carriers. Our current carriers are only Argor and myself. Would you care to do business with us?

And as stated in our brochure, we do have a touch, no return policy. Once we've grabbed your melons, you owe us for services rendered. :wacky: lol
 
No, I really wouldn't like to be your first customer. You see, I have a husband to cater to my needs. :wacky: He's my own personal carrier. ;D
 
Clearly I was talking to Sponge Bob :monster: rofl xD

Moobs or boobs, as long as your cash is green. ACS carries for all kinds! If you sign up now, you can switch carriers at any point!
 
*sighs*

Here you go Spongey...

*regretfully lifts, his head hanging in shame and disgust. He walks Spongey-Boobs to his destination*

The moral of the story? Always read the first post of the thread CAREFULLY to notice that it involves sirs. :shame:
 
boobies.jpg
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OMG WHERE did you find that comic!? xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
It amazes me how fast you found that :D. Anyway, that is more what I had in mind! But what luck did I get? :sad:
*cries*
 
I wanna join the Carrier Service ^_^
Got big Boobz/Moobz? Don't worry, i wont break out the lubez.
But i will carry your weight. I can do it as long as you like ^_^

Meh theres my app. Sorta like Argors :P
I'll do as you wish Aztec ^_^
 
Argor251 said:
It amazes me how fast you found that :D. Anyway, that is more what I had in mind! But what luck did I get? :sad:
*cries*
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When we get some other
better
clients, I'll switch you to a better assignment. Since you're our first hire, you'll be getting all the best boobies in no time!

Welcome to the team Slutty Dwarf!
 
goodness lmao

Well.. it's nice to know that theres a.. business.. that hires men to "support" girls boobies O_O i mean, isn't that why they invented bra's? lmaoo. I mean c'mon its just an excuse for the guys to feel up on womens boobs XD um, good luck with the business... im sure all your coustmers are going to be satisfied :giggle:
If i happen to misplace my bra i'll come to you guys right away! lmao ;))​
 
Argor251 said:
It amazes me how fast you found that :D. Anyway, that is more what I had in mind! But what luck did I get? :sad:
*cries*
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I found it in here a while ago. I had the pic saved already on my computer, but Aztec's thread reminded me of it. <_<
 
Shattered said:
Well.. it's nice to know that theres a.. business.. that hires men to "support" girls boobies O_O i mean, isn't that why they invented bra's? lmaoo. I mean c'mon its just an excuse for the guys to feel up on womens boobs XD um, good luck with the business... im sure all your coustmers are going to be satisfied
If i happen to misplace my bra i'll come to you guys right away! lmao
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And i'll be waiting outside your window ^_^
 
I can't help but feel that Azzie left me the link to this on msn fer a reason. o_O

I guess I'm in. :elmo: What the hell. :gasp: Back ache is no fun. XDD
 
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