Awful Joke

[Gaige]

There once was a lamb called May, who loved to pick on animals who were bigger than her. One day she picked on a lion.

The next day was the first of June.

Why?

...Because that was the end of May.

 

[TheMixedHerb]

.... XD

 

[TheMixedHerb]

I'm clearly far too easily amused.

 

[Gaige]

I did warn you.

 

[Harlequin]

The next day was the first of June.

My Birthday

 

[Gaige]

Planning to have lamb chops for a birthday dinner?

Good grief I'm appalling tonight.

 

[Harlequin]

Lamb's too stringy for me

 

[TheMixedHerb]

I kinda want lamb now.

 

[Gaige]

I prefer dog, personally.

 

[Harlequin]

Cock anyday.

That's what I'm talking about.

 

[Dionysos]

I never eat lamb. This is purely because my mom used to call me / still does call me Little Lamb, so it would be akin to cannibalism.


I think I had it once or twice, but then freaked out when I realised what I was eating.

 

[Valvalis]

Ewe, this joke was baaad But I lol'd

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

...I'm gonna murder you.

 

[Six]

There once was a lamb called May, who loved to pick on animals who were bigger than her. One day she picked on a lion.

The next day was the first of June.

Why?

...Because that was the end of May.

..........................

It looks like there's dead moths on the middle chop as well.

 

[Fusionist]

Never had lamb before - am I missing much?

 

[Six]

Never had it either, I wouldn't know/want to know.

 

[CassinoChips]

Lamb is gooooooooood. Shepherd's pie ftw win.

 

[Lebreau]

Ewe, this joke was baaad But I lol'd

.. Ewe? Baaad?

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Lamb is gooooooooood. Shepherd's pie ftw win.

THAT'S why it's called shepherd's pie...? Well, it's rather obvious now actually.

 

[Dean Winchester]

I want a refund of my time.
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