Anti-Jokes

[Citizen Kane]

Ah, the anti-joke. For those of you unfamiliar with anti-jokes/anti-humor, they are essentially jokes that lack a punchline OR have one completely different from what would be expected. They can also be described as literal jokes. Here are some examples:

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. The Holocaust.
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Q. How do you keep children off your lawn?
A. You molest them.
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Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
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Here you can post anti-jokes that you know or have made up. Get to it.

 

[Squid]

I do not think this thread will go down very well. It's a bit mean D:

 

[Naoto Shirogane]

Not all of them are mean squiddy.

Besides. we have had worse here.

 

[Citizen Kane]

There are a few that are not particularly mean.

Q. What is red and smells like blue paint?
A. Red paint.
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Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

why did the baby cross the road?
it was stapled to the chicken

 

[Ethics]

How do they lack a punchline? The response is the punchline.

(and are usually hilarious)

 

[Big Casino]

Jim has 10000000000000000000000000 of these jokes. This thread will be like christmas for him.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

He will be so happy

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

 

[The Master]

How do you get a clown off a swing?
You shoot him in the face.

 

[Ilyena]

*Moved to Spam Coliseum*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

black people