...I *think* it's your birthday, unless I've totally got the date wrong - which is possible considering I'm that sort of person. So if it isn't actually your birthday, then my bad. If for some miracle it is your birthday and I have got it right, happy birthday to you. 
Have a wonderful day, good sir. Seeing as you're out there on vacation in somewhere nice and probably exotic, you probably will.

Have a wonderful day, good sir. Seeing as you're out there on vacation in somewhere nice and probably exotic, you probably will.
