69?

[Shu]

I was fully aware of what sex was by the age of 9 thanks to us boys being.. well boys. Back in the days when Showtime and cinemax was like the Holy Grail..

But when I was 17 my mom washed my clothes and my dumb ass left a condom in my pocket. Well of course she yelled at me, because apparently my parents were old fashioned (marriage before whatever). So they acted like it was the worst thing on the earth, but at the end of the day.. I went right back out that door and kept moving along in life. I swear, my mom even said.. "you could get Aids or what, what do you think me and your dad will do if you get that.." I basically laughed.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

^^ Is there no such thing as STD's and such when you're married.

EDIT: The annoying thing I get from my mum is that I shouldn't be doing any such things until I'm married.

Yet she didn't wait. <_< Hypocrite.

 

[Eight]

Depends on how loyal the other 'alf is.

 

[Koloth]

Ok, what does 69 mean?

Either its an upside down 9 and a 9 or a 6 and an upside down 6.

If you are thinking of the other meaning, you have a dirty mind.

 

[CassinoChips]

Hahaha, I do remember my mother asking me if i was having sex yet once actually.....she shouted it up from the bottom of the stairs years ago and I was like O_____O

Ffs mother

She's never been one for tact that one

/waaaay late, but....

Holy hell, that's just about the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

[Dolores Haze]

I know from a magazine.

I'M SO EDUMACATED RITE.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

The real question is has any of you ever tried it.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I bet Koloth has

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

It is rather pleasurable. XD

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I'm not hungry

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

XD Neither was I. XD

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Maybe later, if i'm peckish

 

[Shu]

Of course, it'll always come up in a relationship. But then some are too.. well closed minded to exploit their sex life and giggle at the very thought of the word.. penis or vagina. So I barely discuss anything sexual unless among good friends.. who I know have plenty of stories to go back and forth on.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I'm kinda like that, i'm kinda... Well, shy for lack of a better word to go on about anything like that. I dunno if it's over-respect for the female in the relationship or what, I just wouldn't feel comfortable doing so. That's just me though

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Being close-minded is not ideal if you want a great sex life in my opinion. Doesn't mean you have to do different things all the time. It's just good knowing you have the option to if you feel like it one day and aren't going to get this look from your partner = 0_o.

Usually you get too lazy to do anything different though and just rather get on with it. XD

 

[Dionysos]

 

[Koloth]

69 is just foreplay

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I bet it is Koloth

 

[Sabriel]

Yeah I was actually taught what it meant at school when I was about 12 or 13.

I got 'THE TALK' when I was just settling in when I moved from overseas to England, which is like totally unfair, but at that time, I totally did not understand that so

He said all the cool kids were doing it!

*runs away crying*

LOL aka Dome XD

This one time, at band camp....

/obligatory.



Great movie.

DO TELL

I never got that talk off my mother thank GOD, id of DIED. I learnt everyhing off my mates xD

How...? They would simply laugh at me and say, 'You're funny.'

I won't get the talk, and I don't want it. Mothership left it all to the playground. That's where not just me, but like, everyone else has learnt about sex related things 8F

I never had the talk with my mam or dad 8F

I know from a magazine.

I'M SO EDUMACATED RITE.

LOL

69 IS A NUMBER *cough* and the things that we were talking about in this thread *cough*