Chivalry is dead and women killled it.

Fusionist said:
Whatever, I'm still not letting a prick in my mouth >_>

I'll talk dirty, ride ya, or shove my finger up your butt, but I ain't sucking anything but tongue thank you very much :mokken:

...Owait, I'm a virgin..I'll probably suck at all that...

BUT NOT COCK!

(Why am I posting in this thread, I'm so out of my scope :ness: )
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:ohoho: I sense an invitation in these words!
 
what a mamzing thread for a monday afternoon XD
 
I like this thread. :mokken:

crazy women with your standards, back in my parents day you were lucky to have a man want to bring your ass into his house and feed you so you didnt have to blow dogs for quarters. :mokken:

BUT NOT COCK!
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tastes like chicken.

at least, thats what all the girls say. tell me if you change your mind :mokken:
 
Frau Farbissina said:
Oh Lord.
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QFT

Fuck them. Like, seriously. Someone needs to put a cock in their mouth so they'll shut up. (Except a blowjob is too fucking hard or something for my girl to understand. She just lays there but that's a whole different can of fucking worms).
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I want to give you benefit of the doubt and say you're joking. :hmph:
 
Calico said:
QFT


I want to give you benefit of the doubt and say you're joking. :hmph:
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It's really tongue in cheek. And serious. Hence why it's here and not in any seriuz dickuzzionz.

I'm not really pissed. But most of what I said is true, anyway lol. Like, a seat is fucking easy to put down, and if you fall in you're an idiot. Just saying.


But yeah, Fusionist, you'll stick a finger in a butt but won't suck cock? That's...interesting. I have a feeling you'll change your ways lol. Some nice guy will go down on you and will eventually expect you to return the favor.

But virginity is awesome and naive so try to keep it that way for as long as you can. There's no rush.
 
a rant is a rant

everyone hates women nowdays, what with womens that dont put out and mexicans stealing all our jobs.

We're just financially and sexually frustrated. and its all your fault if you're over the age of 18 have a job and/or dont fuck on the third or fourth date :elmo:

you stole our bliss from us, we want it back

being my familys provider makes my penis feel bigger, how dare you take that from me!! :rage:
 
Men are just as bad.

In all honesty, I have problems with both sexes.

Maybe I should get with a trany? :wacky:
 
shut up

i have been HURT by some of the cruelest women alive, how dare you dispute my opinion :rage:
 
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