If a woman has a talking vagina...

[Dr. Percival Cox]

I was watching the Cinema Snob and he did a review for an old movie called Chatterbox which deals with a woman who has a talking vagina and I had a thought.

If her vagina talks, then it probably has a mouth. So, if her vagina expels air quickly, would it be considered a queef or a burp?

 

[Ohri-Jin]

Both man !!

A Queefurp?

 

[MagicMasher]

I'd...I'd say a queef? It's still coming from the vagina.
I think a vagina with teeth is worse. *shudder*

 

[Davey Gaga]

I'd say it's sex and a blowjob all in one

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

It's still coming from the vagina.

Ha! I'm sorry. Seeing the words "coming" and "vagina" in the same sentence just makes me giggle.

 

[MagicMasher]

Ha! I'm sorry. Seeing the words "coming" and "vagina" in the same sentence just makes me giggle.

Oh, you.

Thank you for catching that.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

I'd say it's sex and a blowjob all in one

During the video, Cinema Snob makes the commment that "Having sex with a woman who has a talking vagina is the closest you'll get to a blowjob leading to preganancy."

It made me lulzer.

 

[Bambi]

I'd say it's sex and a blowjob all in one

No wisdom teeth down there either

 

[Davey Gaga]

No wisdom teeth down there either

bonus

 

[Harlequin]

What the fuck are you lot on?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

a minge mouth...a minge with teeth. youre all forgetting the actual vaginal nightmare for men.

the clitoris

 

[Channizard]

Mine bubbles sometimes.

 

[AddleBoy]

If a woman had a talking vagina, I would stick my penis in it to shut it up.

 

[L]

What the fuck are you lot on?

isnt it obvious

drugs

or in my case vodka

and anti depressants

woooo

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Mine bubbles sometimes.

Is it unusual that I got slightly turned on by that?

 

[Channizard]

Maybe a little?

 

[AddleBoy]

Channy's vagina is feral. It will bite you and give you rabies.

 

[Channizard]

Is this all a ploy to make sure I don't share my vagina with anybody else, other than you, Harold? <3

 

[AddleBoy]

I don't know what you're talking about. I'll have to take your vagina behind the barn and shoot it COUGHWITHMYPENISCOUGH.

 

[Channizard]

Well okay, as long as you take it out back and shoot it hard.