So, I work at McDonalds. And the Monopoly game is currently going on. As an employee, I cannot play the game this year, so I figured I'd just give my game pieces to a really nice elderly man who is there every day. On the first day, I got Boardwalk. I gave it to him. The next day, I got Park Place. and gotten like 15 more Park Place since then. So Boardwalk is the hard one to find this year. So, I basically gave him $1,000,000. To make me feel worse about it, "If I Had A Million Dollars" by the Barenaked Ladies was on the radio during my lunch break today. fml.