I fixed the Privacy Policy for you.

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Abstract Debauchery

Abstract Debauchery

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Seriously, that shit looked like it was written by a third grader. :hmph:

So I fixed it. :mokken:

When you enter this site, your IP address is recorded, along with your browser software, and operating system type. This is only used for historical purposes. Your IP address is safely secure, and will not be distributed to anyone. Your IP address was recorded the very first time you entered this site, if you do not close your browser since your first entry into the site, your IP address will no longer be recorded. This is possible by using your session ID as an identifier while you are browsing the site.


Information about your Browser and Operating System is used for statistical purposes only. This information will not be published and will be kept securely for historical purposes as mentioned above.


This site uses cookies. If you disable your cookies, you will not be able to navigate freely. There will be no information stored on your computer, nor will there be any information read from your computer. No, the cookie is not a virus; it's only a plain text containing information about your site visit. This information will not be able to modify, copy, or delete any files on your PC.


Your personal information, such as your real name, country, and email, is securely stored in our database and will not be published. Your name and email will only be used to contact you for notification about your fan works submission. This information is safely stored and there will be no party whatsoever that can lay their hands on it. Any email address that is submitted to Final Fantasy Forums will not in any way be given to any third party for whatever reason. We are strongly against spam, and will not use your email address for spam in any way. If you have filled out a contact forum, your email address is only used to contact you back. If you have registered on the forums, it will, however, be kept on our database as part of your account and you may receive a forum bulletin from time to time. However, this database is not made public.


We will only post your email address on the site if you have specifically asked us to do so. If you want a contactable credit for your submission, you need to do this, otherwise it will not be added.


If you disagree with our privacy policy, you should refrain from going any further into the site.
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Now it can look like it was written by a sixth grader. :mokken:

Also, if you're looking to go into a new direction with it, use this one:

When you enter this site, your IP address is recorded, along with your browser software, and operating system type. This is only used for historical purposes and to send to Chris Hansen because you're a fucking pedo. Your IP address is safely secure, and will not be distributed to anyone, save for Chris Hansen. Your IP address was recorded the very first time you entered this site, so it's too late to bitch about it, if you do not close your browser since your first entry into the site, your IP address will no longer be recorded. This is possible by using your session ID as an identifier while you are browsing the site. (I'm not sure what mind fuck sentence this is supposed to be)


Information about your Browser and Operating System is used for statistical purposes only, and so we can laugh at you Mac users for using Internet Explorer. Get a real fucking browser, dipshit. This information will not be published and will be kept securely for historical purposes as mentioned above.


This site uses cookies, not the chocolate chip kind, the fucking “remember your password” kind, retard. If you disable your cookies, you will not be able to navigate freely. There will be no information stored on your computer, nor will there be any information read from your computer. Actually, yes, there will. No, the cookie is not a virus, it's a worm, obviously; it's only a plain text containing information about your site visit. This information will not be able to modify, copy, or delete any files on your PC.


Your personal information, such as your real name, country, and email, is securely stored in our database and will not be published, except in our book, Memoirs of a Website. Your name and email will only be used to contact you for notification about your fan works submission, such as that drawing of the two stick figures fucking, that shit was so cash. This information is safely stored and there will be no party LIKE A FFF PARTY, CUZ A FFF PARTY, DON'T STOP, whatsoever that can lay their hands on it. Any email address that is submitted to Final Fantasy Forums will not in any way be given to any third party for whatever reason. (That Nigerian royalty guy that can't spell “Nigeria” right, that's totally us.)We are strongly against spam, despite having a forum section dedicated to it, and will not use your email address for spam in any way. However, if you want to make your penis size increase, we can make that happen. If you have filled out a contact forum, your email address is only used to contact you back. After three days of course, any sooner and it's pathetic. If you have registered on the forums, it will, however, be kept on our database as part of your account and you may receive a forum bulletin from time to time (totally not spam). However, this database is not made public. (Except in the book mentioned above.)


We will only post your email address on the site if you have specifically asked us to do so. If you want a contactable credit for your submission, you need to do this, otherwise it will not be added.


If you disagree with our privacy policy, you should refrain from going any further into MORDOR.
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Enjoy. :elmo:
 
You bet your ass. :mokken:

Also, upon seriously reading that policy, the grammar had me cringing, I couldn't let that shit pass, so I made it better. -__-
 
You're implying this took me longer than 15 minutes to write. :hmph: Also, this is a legit suggestion. How is someone supposed to take the site seriously at all with a FUBAR privacy policy like that? :ffs:
 
Raistlin Majere said:
You bet your ass. :mokken:

Also, upon seriously reading that policy, the grammar had me cringing, I couldn't let that shit pass, so I made it better. -__-
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I was the same way with it the first time I was bored enough to look at it, but that day I just couldn't be assed to do anything about it. :monster:
 
I've had too much cider to understand what's going on so:

Yes I agree. :mokken:
 
And not a single fuck was given that day. :hmph:

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