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Kelthazald said:
How to troll in 5 easy steps:

1: make sure you stink badly, dont take a bath for several weeks

2: find a bridge thats particulary disgusting, Aberdeen is particulary good as you'll also have props such as broken bikes and stolen shopping trolleys.

3: Lurk under said bridge, wait for billy goats.

4: When billy goats approach jump out on said billy goats.

5: try to eat billy goats, get butted off the bridge and land in the shitty puddle of red ocker that is supposed to resemble a lake..and drown.

This guide was brought to you by serious boredom and the number 10, also known as the required mental age of trolls.
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there arent lakes in aberdeen. the bridge of dee and bridge of don cross rivers (dee and don respectively obv) and ive never seen shopping trolleys under either of them. you couldnt live under the bridge of balgownie cause theres mystical creatures that live round those parts. they like to drown people/make them jump off the bridge and die. any other bridges ive seen are fairly clean :hmmm:

and as for goats well...just no. we're so stupid up here we dont know the difference between sheep and goats. we shag both and everything else in between.
 
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