My luck

[Donald Trump]

i puked in someones garden once

I threw up in someone's bathroom, but that was because I couldn't get my wheelchair to the toilet.

 

[Rasputin]

I've lost 4 DS systems due to appalling luck combined with the hustle and bustle of moving across continents on multiple occasions. The last one was left at a Blue Man Group concert in Las Vegas, inside of my coat. They managed to get the coat, but the DS Lite inside (that I had bought used earlier that week) was missing.

I also accidentally melted part of the shell off my first one with paint remover.

 

[Donald Trump]

Shouldn't you be giving your money to starving Africans rather than buying 4 Nintendos?

 

[SaShman]

I accidentally pissed in a mailbox.

 

[Rasputin]

Shouldn't you be giving your money to starving Africans rather than buying 4 Nintendos?

africans have plenty of yams and locusts to eat, haven't you read Things Fall Apart

really I'm feeding starving Chinese factory workers by buying those systems, and also supporting the US economy by supporting local retailers

 

[Donald Trump]

I prefer Achebe's later works.

 

[Rasputin]

I prefer Achebe's later works.

well aren't you the heavy reader

personally I thought Things Fall Apart was a bit shallow, but then again, so are most required reading books these days. albert camus though... that's the good stuff.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I accidentally pissed in a mailbox.

Accidentally?!