My luck

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You.

 

[Gaige]

It's not my fault my luck is shit.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You burned yourself making toast. Twice. Therefore, retard.

 

[Gaige]

I think I need glasses, because I reached for the toast and touched the metal part of grill instead.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

how do you know thats what you touched if you need glasses?

 

[Ilyena]

I think I need glasses, because I reached for the toast and touched the metal part of grill instead.

I've managed to pour boiling water on my hand while making tea quite a few times. I'm pretty sure I was wearing glasses at the time.

Maybe God is telling me to get a real teapot and stop using saucepans to boil water.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'm still going with retard.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

or at the very least a paddy cunt.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

sorry

 

[Gaige]

I assumed.

Tia I've done that too.

 

[Bambi]

I got water from the pan on my foot before

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I missed this before, but

the best thing to do is make a serious thread about it in whatever forum is made for "fuck my life" type posts.

It's not a bad idea.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i've pissed on my shoe before...accidentally...i think

 

[Gaige]

I made a complaint thread once. I don't like that FML poor me shite.

I've... never done that Kelly XD. Or James. Pissing on your shoe Were you drunk?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

mainly yes.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I think I threw up on my shoe when I was drunk once.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i puked in someones garden once

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

That was mean.

 

[Bambi]

I think I threw up on my shoe when I was drunk once.

Ive done that

My phone once as well