500,000 posts and I disappear.

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Dr. Percival Cox

Dr. Percival Cox

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That's right! All that has to happen is this post must reach 500,000 posts (they're are too many million posts threads) and I go away, never to plague the likes of this forum...again. What happens to me? No one knows. C'mon! Ya' know you want me gone. Do it...DO IT!

Oh, and as a rule, your posts must contain and actual statement to qualify. No posting a random smilie or saying "yep" and leaving it at that. So, let's get started. And as a bonus treat, I'm counting my posts as well. Just to make it easier on you. Aren't I sweet? :awesome:
 
But I like waffles. I think that you should stay. :hmmm:

If this doesn't reach 500,000 does that mean that you are forbidden to ever leave? If so then I doubt you'll ever leave as these threads never make it that far. :O
 
Are you actually going to go through and count the non-randomsmilie posts, then subtract them from the total? I doubt it. :hmmm:
 
No sane person ever consciously counts to 500,000, much less eliminate unworthy posts along with that 500,000. :hmph:
 
Yes, because 500,000 still sounds like a possible and realistic number of posts this thread can have, isn't it?

*insert random smiley here for good measure*
 
Ah, I see. Wellthoughtoutpostwordswithmeaningful,insightfulandinterestingcomments.

One step closer... to frying the waffle.
 
If this thread even reaches 5 hundred I will buy and send a waffle to each of you.
 
yeah, howbout you knock off three zeros and make it 500? Little more realistic.
 
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