I hate hate HATE doing the dishes... This is the chore I would pay my dad to not do this chore. It feels so dirty. I mean, the cooking business itself... (besides baking, I mean.) Just feels gross to me. It makes me feel bratty and b*tchy when I complain about it... but I really can't stand it.

Anything--water, food, dirt, soap, I just absolutely cannot stand it. Because there's tile where I live, and so I have to use a paper towel to clean everything up, and then you have to wet the paper towel just a certain amount so that it's not too drippy, but enough to clean up the mess, but then after you wipe it, you have to use soap (unless it is soap or water) to wipe after it, and then that gets too sticky so you have to use a water paper towel again, and then so that you don't trip or make footprints all over the house, you have to use yet ANOTHER paper towel to dry it all up with
Holy crap, it is the most annoying freaking thing in the world, it just makes me want to tear my hair out 

There has to be some kind of end to the eternal cycle of sweeping, finding the line, sweeping the line up from a different angle, and then still ending up with a different line in a hellish mockery of life for all eternity 
It's so time consuming getting out the dust pan, sweeping the wretched "line" up a million times... etc. I'd rather vacuum.

