Make me laugh

That sounds easy.

*tickles you*
 
i wasnt wearing boxers under my shorts and it hurt :sad:
My friend just laughed her head off at me -__-
 
Friction burnt arse cheek.:lew:

See if I'd attempted that, the bannister would've snapped and I'd still be stuck in the gap between the stairs.

Also, Shaun, I don't have a phone. I shun fancy things like electricity.:mokken:
 
Before you criticise someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. :mokken: That way, when you criticise them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes! :gasp:
 
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
 
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

:lew:

A man went to join a nudist camp but was told by the boss that if his penis became erect he'd be thrown out because the women would be offended by it. He went about the whole day seeing many beautiful, naked women and managed to contain himself when he saw a man walking about with a hardon. He goes to the boss and says "I've just seen a man walking about with an erection." the boss says "That's Don, he makes doughrings every Thursday.".
 
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
 
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