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Inspired by DLFluxs weird body parts thread ;D

Is there a part of your body you particularly loathe, is there a deep rooted reason for this or do youjust not like this particular part of your body?

I DESPISE, with a big fat PASSION, the tops of my thighs - I could lose all the weight on my body and the tops of my thighs would still piss me off and have flabby bits on them. This is one of those chiold hood issues, where I was like 8 or 9 ...ish and I was sat on a desk swinging my legs, and this horrible boy caled Christopher said UGH DON'T YOU HAVE FAT LEGS

Little twat, Ive had a complex ever since xD

Not too fond of my feet either, but lets try not to nit pick about everything here guys, just one or 2 areas uyou looooath and why pl0x :awesome:
 
Feet, i dont like feet in general especially mine. They smell bad with wearing work boots all day and their different sizes aswell-__- at work atm im wearing a size 11 on my left foot and a 10 on my right, complete pain.
But yea, even besides that i just think feet are manky.
 
I was sat on a desk swinging my legs, and this horrible boy caled Christopher said UGH DON'T YOU HAVE FAT LEGS
That made me laugh xD, and we've basically seen your thong and you don't have fat legs >.>
I just dislike my toes, toes in general are horrible and mine seem to be a funny shape, some of them seem curvy like the "S" shape, just not as bad >.>, it's horrible. Toes are shit. Period.
 
I hate my boobs and my nose and my thighs!

My nose kinda has an arch and I hate when people look at me side on because they can see my profile. XD Facing someone you wouldn't even really notice because I have a tiny nose but side on you can really tell what I'm on about. XD

And my boobs! I swear at one stage I was praying every night for God to let my boobs grow bigger. It's so unfair! Some chicks have more than they can carry and I'm sat here waiting for a growth spurt! I guess I'll just have to wait until I have babies and I get milk boobies. <_< I don't want ridiculously humongous bazookas, I just want to be able to fill out a dress already. <_<

Oh and one more! My thighs <_<. I have short legs and the flab must have not known where to go so it remained in my thighs! I hate it when I sit down and my thighs touch one another. XD I feel like a heffer!
 
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And my boobs! I swear at one stage I was praying every night for God to let my boobs grow bigger. It's so unfair! Some chicks have more than they can carry and I'm sat here waiting for a growth spurt!

Girls with big boobs have back problems :gasp: Personally I'm a little one myself, but I'm 5'7'. And when you get preggers you'll probably be like. "A'IGHT, I'VE GOT TEH BOOBZ. DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THREE TERMS? D:"
:lol:
So the stories say.
 
Thighs. Serious issues. Same as Kelly. I can lose weight every where else, just not my damned flabby thighs. ;___;

And hips. I might not be large around the waist, but my hips come from my dad's side of women who are all big and have many football teams between them. So whilst I could fit a size 10 around the waist, I have to go up a couple of sizes to get the fucking things over my hips. Meaning I have to wear a belt most of the time or let pants rest on my hips which isn't always a good images.

I'm also -whilst I might go on about em- not a fan of my bewbs. I constantly find myself thinking they're small. I'm used to having them there. Backache tells different but that's neither here nor there. It pisses me off that it takes ages to find something pretty in my cup size. I mean. FFS 36DD/36EE isn't that fucking hard to cater for. Wanking fashion designers. :vikki: Which, Kandy, just proves that smaller breasted women are 'more in fashion' XDDDDD or sumshit
 
I hate my feet. They're ridiculously large and they just stand out. Being a size 14, it means that when I go like bowling or iceskating with my friends, you know, places that you need to hire shoes at, I either get dodgy looks or get told they don't have shoes in that size D=

Like last time I went iceskating, I had to wear size 13 boots, and I swear I was dead from the ankles down.
 
My feet, I hate them. I absolutely cannot stand feet. Not only do feet make me squeamish, but I hate my toes in general! And they're tiny! It's so hard to find shoes sometimes that fit properly. Oh and boots? Pfft, if i want to find some calf-knee high boots, I'd best be looking for a SMALL size so they fit properly around my legs. So yeah, my feet and my calves I suppose.

Don't laugh at this because I get picked on about it a lot, but I hate my forehead. It's a little big, but sometimes I get made fun of and people tend to call me "forehead" or "fivehead" and overexaggerate so I get really self-conscious. I never really thought my forehead is all that big, and now I have this big complex about it. It totally sucks. x_x
 
They might not be bits...but they are a part of my body..

I lived with them all my life, but they might as well be a damned skin disease. I don't understand my damn skin, I tan very easily, but every time I'm exposed to sun, I grab about 100 more freckles! I blame it on the Irish side in me. I'm a guy though, so I don't exactly care about my looks now a days... I just throw on a hat, shave when I want too.. and head out the door.. I'll make due with having these damn freckles, nothing to really biatch about.
 
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To be honest, there's nothing I hate on my body. It's not perfect and I'm not some hunky, chizzled jaw'd, gorgeous beast of a man, but yanno.

So yeah, wouldn't change nuttin' really. Though I'd happily bulk myself up a bit if I could be bothered with the gym.
 
I'm not particularly happy with myself. I'm 4 foot 11 inches. Very short, so I don't look as good as I could look in certain outfits because I'm so tiny.

D: I also wish my pancreas worked; I don't like being a Type 1 Diabetic.

And I would prefer straight, red hair instead of curly brown hair. I'm not too fond of my eye color either, but oh well! XD
 
I like my body fairly well...but um, things I don't like...let's see...

1. My chin. Sure it's no Jay Leno chin, but I still wish I could shrink it.

2. Don't like the area around my lips...not my lips themselves, but the area around them...think the muscles in that region are called oribuculus...orus...or something. Anyway I don't like that area, makes it look like I got a a bunch of fucking silicone injected into my face or something.

3. Don't like my heart condition either...but I think we're talking more about appearances than functionality.

Everyone hates feet o.o;
And I don't think there's such thing as a big forehead, it depends on how you style your hair. Wear a side fringe, maybe? :3

I don't hate feet, so long as they're not malformed or anything. And a forehead is a forehead...bangs or fringes can hide it I guess, though I really don't see why it would need to be hidden.

I'm not particularly happy with myself. I'm 4 foot 11 inches. Very short, so I don't look as good as I could look in certain outfits because I'm so tiny.

Bollocks, I like short girls.

D: I also wish my pancreas worked; I don't like being a Type 1 Diabetic.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to become a mad scientist so I can fix it, and I've got the mad part down...but I'm just not smart enough <.<

And I would prefer straight, red hair instead of curly brown hair. I'm not too fond of my eye color either, but oh well! XD

Curly hair looks good on you, as for red hair...well, there's always hair dye. And I really don't pay alot of attention to people's eye color, it's never been a big deal to me.
 
1. My chin. Sure it's no Jay Leno chin, but I still wish I could shrink it.

o_o your chin is fine. You you mean your jaw more specifically? Your face is shaped like it would be the mad scientist in an anime. XD

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2. Don't like the area around my lips...not my lips themselves, but the area around them...think the muscles in that region are called oribuculus...orus...or something. Anyway I don't like that area, makes it look like I got a a bunch of fucking silicone injected into my face or something.
D:..... Is that the part where you smile and like ..it's the area above the lip where it creases at the corners of your mouth???

I'm sorry, I'm trying to become a mad scientist so I can fix it, and I've got the mad part down...but I'm just not smart enough <.<
Well you'll never be smart enough if you don't believe you will be! Self confidence mah boi! :dave:

Curly hair looks good on you, as for red hair...well, there's always hair dye. And I really don't pay alot of attention to people's eye color, it's never been a big deal to me.
Says the boy with the pretty blue eyes. -__-
 
And my boobs! I swear at one stage I was praying every night for God to let my boobs grow bigger. It's so unfair! Some chicks have more than they can carry and I'm sat here waiting for a growth spurt! I guess I'll just have to wait until I have babies and I get milk boobies. <_< I don't want ridiculously humongous bazookas, I just want to be able to fill out a dress already. <_<


I'm the exact opposite. I wish my boobs were smaller. I don't want them to be tiny but a bit smaller would be nice. I hate getting backaches all the time and exercising is also a hassle. -__- Plus, it makes it hard to buy clothes sometimes. I usually wear a small or medium but depending on the cut of the shirt, it may be too tight around the boobs. Then I just look like I'm trying to show them off. So I go a size up and then it's too baggy everywhere else. >_>
 
o_o your chin is fine. You you mean your jaw more specifically? Your face is shaped like it would be the mad scientist in an anime. XD

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Well...yeah, lower jaw. Chin. Whatever. I totally wish I could pull off that evil-looking glare with my glasses.

D:..... Is that the part where you smile and like ..it's the area above the lip where it creases at the corners of your mouth???

Um, this area, right above and below the lips:
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Well you'll never be smart enough if you don't believe you will be! Self confidence mah boi! :dave:

When I stitch a bunch of body parts together and make my crime against nature come to life, I'll let you know how my confidence is doing :wacky:

Says the boy with the pretty blue eyes. -__-

And I've never really been like OMGZ MY EYES R AWESOME either...they're nice, and people like them, but meh. They're just eyes.
 
I wish I had bigger boobs, why I forgot to mention this is beyond me -__-

My MOTHER, the BITCH has the biggest fucking bazookas you ever did see, so I always had the impression Id inherit said massive tits. Never fucking happened did it, Im pretty surte (Aside from the baby face) the lack of boobs is why I get ID'd so often, I look like I have a childs body and I HATE it. I have such a boyish figure it's annoying, when Id stopped breast feeding they flew up like 3 cup sizes and as much as they hurt like fuck Id of well put up with the discomfort to keep them

I feel CHEATED
 
I hate my thighs, and it sucks that you can't choose where you lose weight from. -_- I envy people with long, skinny legs. D: If only.

I also hate my skin because it's been a problem for me since I started high school. I always used to think 'Why me?' because everybody else had nice clear skin and I had tonnes of spots. I think I tried about everything to get rid of them but nothing ever worked. Though I do notice that when I binge on chocolate then I tend to break out which is no surprise really, which is why I hardly ever eat crap food any more. It's not so bad now but I still haven't had a spot-free face since I was about 11. -_-

I dislike my nose too because it's so big and it goes bright red at the slightest drop of temperature. >_>

And I hate my eyes because they're so big and googly.
 
Reading all comments on the small boobs, I'm so jealous. I'm more of a bigger-chest girl myself, and it's a pain in the ass. >_< Everytime I see a fun top with text on it, and try it on, it's either so you can't read it cause its right under the huge BUMP of my boobs, or stretched out 'cause of them. It's a pain to go shopping to, you know how they have bra's in nice designs and everything, but mostly it's the smaller sizes. >_< I have a complicated bra size as it is. it's a small waistline with big boobs, how gay is that. >_<

I also never liked my thighs whenever I was still kickboxing, now that I quit 4 years ago, I guess I still don't like my thighs... xD!
 
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