It gives me great pleasure...

[Serah]

Happy birthday Derek! Hope it's an awesome one and that you find your sexy guitar and get drunk and maybe if you're lucky, you'll find a chick and get laid. We all know that's what you want most for your 18th birthday, right? RIGHT!? ;P Ah I'm just messing. Have a good one!

 

[Mitsuki]

...Are you still a virgin, birthday boy? I expect you to be deflowered or whatever you call it with males, by tonight. =]

Happy Birthday!

 

[L]

maybe if you're lucky, you'll find a chick and get laid.

not in a million years. =(

We all know that's what you want most for your 18th birthday, right?

right-o.

RIGHT?!

just for good measure...

FUCKING SPOT, MATE!!!

;P Ah I'm just messing. Have a good one!

I'm having a good day, and have been so far. =)

Well, aside from no pawn shops having blue guitars, and the shop that does have blue guitars are closed on mondays.... >=[

...Are you still a virgin, birthday boy?

yes. =(

I expect you to be deflowered or whatever you call it with males, by tonight. =]

deflowered sounds too womany for men. we just call it fucking for the first time.

I just go back from being out. Grabbed a pizza, some soda, and looked at some guitars. Sadly, there were no blue guitars, but there was this one that I saw that looked really badass. It almost had me sold, but the damn thing was a short scale guitar. It's not fair! D :

but oh well. I has an pizza and sodas to console meinself

Now all that's left to do for finishing touches is to order my pearloid pickguard and normal size bl00 guitar. Maybe I'll beg mom to buy me a whammy bar, too.

found the perfect guitar for me btw:

http://www.rondomusic.com/sst57pblue.html

 

[Dean Winchester]

...Are you still a virgin, birthday boy?

yes. =(

There's a voice in my head telling me that somehow this can't be true...
We are talking about THE Derek for crying out loud

 

[Fusilli]

I have no idea what time it is where you are, so don't know if it's your birthday yet or if it's past or what, but happy birthday anyway you big stud!


I like your taste in guitars btw, I'm planning on getting one similar when I manage to save up some pennies. >_> Well, it's either a blue strat or a cherry les paul, I can't decide. D:

 

[Blue Link]

Go for the Les Paul Deb. I'd get mine with a Sunburst finish if I could get the money D:

Happy B-Day man. Do what I did when I turned 18: get drunk and fuck anybody that walks past you...

...

...okay, I stayed at home and hung out with my...parents...ugh, I need to get out more so I can get laid

...anyway, enjoy your day...

 

[L]

I have no idea what time it is where you are, so don't know if it's your birthday yet or if it's past or what, but happy birthday anyway you big stud!

Still the 19th here.

I like your taste in guitars btw, I'm planning on getting one similar when I manage to save up some pennies. >_> Well, it's either a blue strat or a cherry les paul, I can't decide. D:

I'm probably going to get a red guitar next if I ever get another guitar. But maaaaaaaaan, I can't believe I found something so hot for only 100 USD. Shit like that normally costs 300 or more if it's not Squier. >;0

Go for the Les Paul Deb. I'd get mine with a Sunburst finish if I could get the money D:

those things are weird. D :

I'm really only looking at things that have similar shape to my 1972 Univox Hi-Flyer with a sunburst finish.

Happy B-Day man. Do what I did when I turned 18: get drunk and fuck anybody that walks past you...

that'd be an awful lot of guys and old ladies. =(

...okay, I stayed at home and hung out with my...parents...ugh, I need to get out more so I can get laid

My mom's cool, so spending time with her is fun.

 

[Scarlet]

Happy Birthday bitch! I hope you lose your virginity this year. Hey, that's right! You can go to a strip club, buy lottery tickets and porn!

 

[Donald Trump]

Buy a fender, I already have a Les Paul and a Strat so i wanna noes what a fender is leik.

And happy burfday, again

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

*Hellow felloe final fantasy bretheren! how art thou?i welcome thee to the most nay the highest the triumphant and overly stumping other sites final fantasy family hehe

*let me offer you a drink? no? a cigarette? no? a hooker perhaps?well whatever you want feel free to ask the kind hearted member and overly generous and intellectual moderators of the site

*but please be warned, there are certain rules and regulations you must follow and we do not tolerate any law breakers...here are the sophisticated and simple rules to abide...

*NO SPAMMING!
*NO FLAMMING!
*NO PORNOGRAPHY!
*NO SMOKING!
*NO LITTERING!
*NO MAN IS AN ISLAND!
*NO PARKING!
*NO SEX IN THE LOBBY!
*NO ONE LOVES YOU!
*NO MEANS NO!YES?

*thats all..have a nice day

I think your just taking the piss now. Uberfag.

Anyways big D, come down to Wool-country and I'll sort you out a cracking lass that'll make a real man outta ya, bday treat n'all that

 

[Lestad]

Sorry for beeing 1 day late

Happy birthday Derek

PS: Someone get the bot-spammer outa here pls.

 

[L]

Happy Birthday bitch! I hope you lose your virginity this year. Hey, that's right! You can go to a strip club, buy lottery tickets and porn!

As soon as I get off to some kind of house party.... I will. >;0

Buy a fender, I already have a Les Paul and a Strat so i wanna noes what a fender is leik.

they're too expensive, and their only one that's even affordable is fugly as hell B&W... or just leik, not blue. I might get a red fender someday when I get better, but rly only blue and red for me kthx.

I might check out a les paul strat sometime. I wish I would've messed with the one I saw at the pawn shop the other day, but i cba. D :

already placed an order for a powder blue finish, pearloid pickguard, and whammy bar anyway, though. <3

I'm supposed to be able to expect the pickguard today and the whammy bar tomorrow. But unluckily, rondo music takes 2-3 days to process their orders, so I'll be getting the other shit before I get the guitar. >=[

also, hai thar lestad. Not sure that I recall you...

but oh well, thx an' shit.

 

[Donald Trump]

tl;dr

I hopes you leiks your guitar though