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Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen,which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphin's into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilliser in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.




Doesn't that not make you want to go out and get laid, it's good for you! :neomon:
 
Tim! You actually started a thread! Haha! :monsmash:

Cool facts. :wacky:
 
Let's start contributing to threads with some more quality, guys.
 
Hahahaha, that's epic. Especially number 10 - I suffer badly from both.

Who's willing to cure my ailments? ='D

I can't say that most of it sounds believable, though. It just sounds like one woman has written that after a rather hawt night with her guy.

Baaaam, what are you not telling us, you shiney-haired vixen? :wacky:
 
hahahah xD

It is the best exercise, swimming is like a close second but I can't swim so well.....

And it gets rid of the old headaches aswel :monster:

Apparently if you go to long without it, you just lose the urge :gasp:

Can't say Iv ever had that problem, I had a 6 month drought once and I was climbing the walls :gasp:
 
I want smooth shiny hair! :O

I read the other day that having regular orgasms is as important to your health as flossing. So... yah. :wacky:
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I always read about stuff like this in health magazines. The only thing they don't tell you is how to actually get the bloke in the first place :mad:
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I think they all just assume that we have a line of hot men at our beck and call. -__-
 
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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I love the irony of this, to get sex you have to be having sex.

I didn't know the first or last two, but the others seemed quite obvious.
 
There's also the danger of unwanted pregnancies and STD's :gasp:

Tip of the day: When enjoying bedroom fun, always use protection :wacky:

You CAN get pregnant first time

You CAN get pregnant if you do it in the bath

And you can even get pregnant if you do it upside down :gasp:

And even if you use protection you can still get genital warts and or crabs :gasp: Get a nit comb and a magnifying glass, just to be on the safe side :wacky:
 
Frylock said:
unless it's rape. Then it's not very fun at all
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Unless your being raped by a clown that is.

Tim Booth said:
You CAN get pregnant first time

You CAN get pregnant if you do it in the bath

And you can even get pregnant if you do it upside down :gasp:
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So you lost your V whilst upside down, gurgling in the bath, resulting in pregnancy!? :gasp:
 
Hahaha apparently, according to some stupid teenagers, like the world over you cant get pregnant if your in the bath, why they think that is beyond me but it's like the whole 'you can get AIDS from the bog seat' thing....it's just stupid xD

And I know what you mean Miss V, my skin would be GLOWING if it worked like that :wacky:
 
Wow. I need to see if my docter can cure these alliments :D.

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