Which FF character would look worst/best with facial hair?

[Cyanista]

Hello, y'all. I'm new, please forgive my insolence in starting a new thread. I just wanted to know what you guys thought about facial hair.
Which FF character, in your opine, would look worse with a beard/mustache?
Which do you think would look best with one?
Post your answers here, please

 

[Martel]

You are forgiven.

This time.

I think pretty much every FF male could do with facial hair, so they're actually identifiable as male. There are far too many effeminate males in the FF series; a little facial hair would go a long way. Imagine Caius with a PURPLE BEARD. If you don't think that'd be awesomeness personified, I weep for your soul. Basch looked pretty badass with his hobo beard; we need to see more of it. Irvine and Zell, in particular, could have done with a bit of manly stubble. It would have made Zell look even more pathetic, and Irvine that much manlier.

I think Lightning would look better with one of those moustaches you find on hairy old ladies with moles on their faces and eyebrows so hairy that they look like hairy caterpillars. We all know Lightning is a man, so such an appendage wouldn't look out of place on him. Yuna and Rikku should have those moustaches as well, just because that is a disturbing mental image I don't think will be easily purged from the mind of the hormone-crazed fans. Ahahahaha.

 

[Master Cat]

Yuna and Rikku should have those moustaches as well, just because that is a disturbing mental image I don't think will be easily purged from the mind of the hormone-crazed fans. Ahahahaha.

I can't really imagine Yuna with a mustache, but I can sorta visualize Rikku with a small, scruffy blonde mustache. Perhaps like this one?

Also, I keep thinking that Vincent would look quite dashing with a long, pointy black beard and a thin mustache. >.>; Also, Zidane would probably look kinda cute if he grew a goatee in his older years... lol.
I'm not sure who would look the worst. xD

 

[Silver Rocket]

Imagine Squall with a long, bushy, beard... I shudder at the thought.

 

[Lirael]

Good thread!

Also, I keep thinking that Vincent would look quite dashing with a long, pointy black beard and a thin mustache. >.>

Oooh, I can see that working!

I think Seifer would suit a beard. He'd look pretty badass and mature with one, which would reinforce his role in the story.

Steiner would look good with a short moustache and beard! His face is a bit too clean and perfect for a valiant knight and the protector of Garnet!

Give Auron a little more facial hair... He had a little, but could have had a more prominant moustache.


As for the worst... Wakka would look a little creepy with facial hair! He'd look like a man with very unsavoury thoughts.

Vaan and Tidus would also look a bit weird with facial hair... Their personalities are just so youthful. It would be a bit of a mismatch! I kinda feel the same about Zidane, Irvine and possibly Noel.

I don't like the idea of Caius with facial hair! I prefer him as he is. The clean face somehow communicates the complexity in his character. Facial hair would make him appear a tad too sinister and badass. He's far too elegant for that. And I absolutely love his jaw! I feel similarly about Laguna, although his lack of facial hair makes him appear soft and youthful, which ties in with his playful, lighthearted persona!

 

[ViKtoricus]

Imagine Squall with a long, bushy, beard... I shudder at the thought.

I was gonna mention something like this the moment I saw this thread. I imagined him with full beard and I can see his emo personality, which is emo enough as it is, being even more emo.

If that happens, even the sweet scent of Rinoa's sweet-ass body wouldn't be able to get past Squall's emo-ness.

 

[ViKtoricus]

And about Seifer... I think facial hair would make him look a little too mature and badass. It wouldn't suit him as a fair rival against a youthful-looking, naive-looking Squall... Unless we want Squall to look like a total underdog.

 

[Cyanista]

Squall is a total underdog to me...

FYI, I didn't start this thread for a Merlin version of Squall. I started this thread because I noticed Auron is pretty durn mysterious and hunky, whilst Tidus makes me wonder if he shaves his legs - just an innocent thought.

 

[Martel]

That's a good point...do Vaan and Tidus wax their chests, I wonder? I wonder what Vaan would look like with chest hair...as if people don't hate him enough already

Coincidentally, I wonder if Barthandelus wouldn't have been a complete waste of space if he'd looked the part of a villain. His pedobear priest look was pretty heinous as it was, imagine throwing a Hitler moustache on him...Kuja needs hair of some kind, as well. Bad enough that he looks like a woman as is.

 

[Catnip]

Good
Balthier would look fucking delicious with at least some stubble.
Auron could pull off a little more than what he's already rocking. He'd look hot as fuck either way.
Jecht can go all out with a beard and look good, I think. I never considered him sexy or anything though, that's kinda weird. Maybe Tidus' no-name mom would get soaked at the sight of it though, i dunno
I think Luzzu could make a ginger beard look hot. He's kind of a sexy character if you don't know what he's wearing.
Basch can grow that thing as long as he wants.

Okay
It would upgrade Tidus, as long as he keeps his mouth shut.
Wakka could rock a ginger beard.
Maybe Vayne could pull off a few pubes on his face.
Braska's got the masculine features to pull off a bit of facial hair. He could do without the wardrobe though.
I think it would do Barthello some favours.
Isaaru is just fucking weird and easy for me to hate, but he'd look alright. Nothing to really look twice at.
Some stubble on Wantz's chin could probably grow on me.
Obviously Brother could do with a beard in a blonde, skin-headed sort of way. It wouldn't look good to me, but it would look right.
I can see Cid (X/X-2) growing one out as well.

Bad
Seymour's soft voice would ruin a beard. It would just be strange.
It wouldn't look bad on Maroda, but his pole-up-ass personality and voice would not compliment it in any way.
I'm sorry, but I can't even picture Chappu having a beard. He just looks like a teenaged shit.
Clasko would just end up looking like a pervert. What does a pervert even look like for fuck sakes?
The thought of a bearded Larsa scares me.
Gatta wishes.
Sorry, Vaan, but no.
O'aka XXIII would only be sporting the Clasko effect.
It wouldn't be right for Rin to have anything that isn't clean-shaven.