Why do men read on the toilet?

in my socirty they read magazines during their time in the bathroom, and even talking on cellular phones(well at their house not public places lol).
 
Oh oh oh, I've discovered a time I read on the loo, and even if it's just when having a quick wee, if I have post, and I'm desperate for the loo, I'l just take it up there with me and read it. It's probably more down to impatience than anything though...
 
Bambi do you live in a 2 up 2 down or sumthin? blimey!

I got it down to a fine art of movements where no more than 5 minutes spent in the toilet.
So no real time to read I'm afraid..........What the hell we talking about this for?
 
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Guys read on the toilet because it is place where we know we can get at least some peace and quite for a time, along time, but its all relative 10 minutes in the toilet is like 100 hours in the real world............Because Occupied= no disturbance.
 
GalaxyFlare said:
Bambi do you live in a 2 up 2 down or sumthin? blimey!
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are you not within walking distance of your bog or summat? All you have to do is grab your post from the door, instead of dropping it on the table, just take it up with you, its all I do o_O

There's a bin in there as well, so its not like im causing myself any unecessary work by having to bring the rubish back down with me :8F:
 
I've never ran into a dude taking a nice you know what whilst reading the Sunday Times on a toilet. Ever. Then again, walking in on my stepdad wouldn't really be normal now would it? That said, they probably do it for the same reason I (yes, I'm going to say it) piss in the toilet while flipping through a random magazine or newspaper (we don't get NY Times sadly. :() . . . 'cause it's calming and you get to brush up on what's hot in the world while you're relieving yourself.

Yeah . . . 'nuff said.
 
Pimp, you read whilst having a wizz!?

It takes on average under 2 minutes for a guy to......relieve themselves.
3 if you count washing your hands afterwards.

My favorite name for the Toilet is:THUNDERBOX
 
Lol and why is that your special name for it, does a clap of thunder resonate every time you piss in it successfully?

And yeah I do read on the toilet occasionally. :mokken:
 
well

what else are you going to do while you take a shit

close your eyes really tight and start screaming "SHIT IT SHIT IT SHIT IIIIIIIIT MOTHERFUCKER" at the top of your lungs? :wacky:

Sometimes it takes a while to shit all that shit out, it's nice to have something to do :elmo:
 
Pimp........its called the Thunder Box colloquially here in OZ!

I dont know why............apparently its because you Fart when it sounds like thunder, it comes from before my/our time; y'know when your so drunk your farts stink to high heaven and are longer than normal?

I dont know, Im not a drunk!

Just like Yanks are called Septic Tank Yanks: we have the stupidest name coming up with abilities on the planet!
 
I am a female myself and usually I do my homework,haha.
I am just bored waiting to get out of the bathroom so I need to waste some time.
If I am not in the mood to read anything I'll just draw.
Or else I'll just play PSP.
 
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