What is the dumbest way you got revenge?

[Firion's Babe]

3 years ago, I got revenge on my Desktop Publishing teacher by stealing her coloring pencils while she was not looking and blamed her other classes for the pentagram drawings I placed on the yearbook advertisements.
Reasons I did this was because she would not let me work on the yearbook crap I was supposed to work on and she would not let me see Vincent Valentine after I was done with my work.

 

[Bambi]

My mum thought it would be funny to tell me she was pregnant about a year ago, I almost had a heart attack

Afew weeks later I told her my bathroom had crashlanded into my kitchen and that I had to move home, she was mortified

Also, Il er, move this to the lobby, little point in it being in spam games

 

[Dionysos]

Ha ha.

Not a lot is coming to mind right now... I tend not to do things for revenge anymore, but as a kid I did used to do silly things within my house.

I remember once my parents had annoyed me or told me not to do something, which annoyed me at the time... So I wet some cotton wool and splatted it on the ceiling just above their pillows.

By the time they went to sleep the cotton wool had pretty much dried out enough to drop (or the weight of the gathering water made them drop eventually etc), and they fell off and hit them on their heads.

Silly really. Not even that funny, but I thought it was great at the time. They had a word with me about it in the morning or something asking if I had anything to do with it.

 

[GanjaKat]

um i posted this is the prank calls thread too but it was the best revenge ever..
for about three days in a row i got telesales phones my house at 6 each day, and as they do it kept interupting my dinner, so on the 3rd day the convo went like
"Hello this is [insert name] from [insertcompany] could i please speak to a mrs. P******"
"um yes, one second ill get her"..."omg, i think someone is in my house, please stay on the phone, PLEASE."
"okok, who is it"
"im not to sure, but i dont think its my mum coz her key isnt in the door, please stay on the phone while i check"
"ok, please hurry"
"okok... OMG, i think he has a gun, What the Fu"...*Dropped phone and popped a paper bag*

surfice to say the police turned up but i was like nah, i just got in and noone else is home sorry, and i never heard from the sales people again

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Mine is pretty bad. <_<

I slept with my ex's best friend for revenge.

My ex dumped me because I wouldn't have sex with him after two weeks. So I got with his hotter friend and then rubbed it in his face. XD

I was terrible back then. This is back when I was a teenager and have learned plenty of lessons by now. XD

 

[Donald Trump]

I have a similar story to Kandy.
When I was living in Australia, I tried to have sex with my daughter, but she said no, so I locked her in my basement for 30 years.

 

[Rey]

Hmmmm I reckon My dumbest way I got Revenge was In High school when I had friend(she was hot but was a big bitch) So yeah we used to go to places during lunch time. But once she said to me Hey meet me at my house. I have never went to her house. Yeah and Guess what I did. I went to the house but when I went inside there was no one at all. I noticed someone locked the door after 5 minutes. It was her. I know it was all a joke and everything but I could not help it. So I said hey come in I have something here. She said "is it sex"? I said Just come in. So she came in and I locked her inside the dark house. I left her all alone in the house for 24 hours straight. It was an abandonned house. She had no food no nothing for a whole day. We still talk to eachother but not much. She was a bitch.

 

[L]

one time in highschool i was bitching because we had to watch this stupid play that sucked ass

so this kid tells me to shut up.... and I tell him to shut his faggot face, so he does...

Then when we are walking back to our classes, he calls me a faggot runs into his class lulz.

So for the next three days, I kind of stalked him lololol and decided to fail my math test on purpose, picked it back up in the library the next day, finished it, and caught him in the hallway and kicked his ass right outside his classroom rofl

I don't really think it was dumb, but it was pretty silly. I guess maybe I wanted a good half a minute to wail on him... xD

 

[Firion's Babe]

Another one of the dumbest revenge was when I was 14 yrs old. My brother was acting like a snob who thought he was all that just because he was dating my best friend, and everone at my school loved it. Because he had pissed me off so much and just for inviting a bunch of big dumbwads over to the house every damn day, I stole his flash drive and since then, I've been using it for my Final Fantasy fangirling!!!

 

[Martel]

My former father and I had a fight once, and I didn't speak to him or even acknowledge his presence for about eighteen months. It made the atmosphere in the house VERY uncomfortable for everyone, but at that time I revelled in it.