Welcome to Tsukianei Inc.

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Hi. We've known each other for quite some time now. By now, most, if not all of you, have heard us mention Tsukianei Inc. This is our company, and we love it dearly.

However, we've never gone as far to explain what we are, what we do, and who we are. With this thread, we hope to clear up any misconceptions.

1) What is the name of your company?

Tsukianei Inc. obviously. We came up with this name because it is our name, and our company. It is also a statement to all of our customers stating that they can trust us. We wouldn't put our name on it if you couldn't trust it.


2) How many employee's do you have? Are they real?

We have 300+ employees. From John the Garden Gnome, Fro-id the Flying Unicorn, Bob the Mystical Grass-Eating Goat, Bill the Ninja Pen, and Mary the Trash Talking Polar Bear, we have a staff that is more than happy to serve you in anyway possible.


3) What do you sell? Are you online? Do you have a catalog?

Here at Tsukianei Inc., we consider ourselves to be Jack's of all trades! From clothes, rocket launchers, and protection services, we probably have it for a reasonable cost! Yes, we're online, and our catalog self destructs 10 seconds after you're done with it.


4)Where are you located?

Everywhere... :jon:


5)Who are your customers?

We cannot give that information out. Company policy is very strict on customer confidentiality. However, we can tell you that our customers are very well paid, well known, and happy to be a part of the Tsukianei Inc. Family. :yay:

6)What is your Mission Statement?

Our company's mission is to assertively, proactively, completely and interactively foster multimedia-based and market-driven content that we may improve our long-term ability to interactively, enthusiastically and globally manufacture corporate, inexpensive, mission-critical and professional content, so that we might expand our efforts to proactively and continually develop quality and multimedia-based content to reach new levels of customer service.



7)What is your Motto?

"We're in your base, killing your dudes."


8)
What is your Logo?

To be announced.



We hope this has cleared some things up for you. If you need any questions answered, any at all, feel free to ask here.
:D

(We also have customer testimonials.
:D)
 
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That Mary the Trash Talkin Polar Bear cracks meh up! Heheheheheh.....does Tsukianei Inc. sell...dishwashing liquid :gasp:
 
Tsukianei said:
5)Who are your customers?

We cannot give that information out. Company policy is very strict on customer confidentiality. However, we can tell you that our customers are very well paid, well known, and happy to be a part of the Tsukianei Inc. Family.

The customers get paid as well?! :jess:

*immediately rushes off to find a copy of Tsukianei Inc's catalogue*
 
That Mary the Trash Talkin Polar Bear cracks meh up! Heheheheheh.....does Tsukianei Inc. sell...dishwashing liquid :gasp:

Mary the Trash Talking Polar Bear politely says, "Thank you... Bitch." And yes, we do sell Dish-washing liquid. :D

The customers get paid as well?! :jess:

*immediately rushes off to find a copy of Tsukianei Inc's catalogue*

We apologize for our lack of good wording. The customers are well paid by what they do. They don't get paid by us of course. XD
 
Damn. That just totally killed all my interest in this place.

Unless you sell an item called the Infiltrator.
 
You name it, we sell it. Or we will find someone who does, steal it from them, then sell it back to you at a lower price.
 
Hell yes. Sounds like my type of place.

I retract the statement I made in the above post.
 
I dont suppose Tsuki Inc. sells...
porn?
Ya see Im getting it for a friend and.......yeah... Mary The Trash Talkin Polar Bear...is fucking beastly!...oh wait...
 
I dont suppose Tsuki Inc. sells...porn? Ya see Im getting it for a friend and.......yeah... Mary The Trash Talkin Polar Bear...is fucking beastly!...oh wait...

Yes, we sell that. Although, why buy the pr0n when you can rent a prostitute for the evening? All of our more... Provocative employees are 100% tested and are guaranteed to give you a night you'll never forget.

I'd like a RYNO please.

Not for anything dangerous of course. I need it to... trim my hedges.

We currently have 100 in stock for a reasonable price. Would you like it gift wrapped?


Sod off. :mokken:
 
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