WE CAN MAKE LOCH NESS MONSTER!! >:-D

More like take a ride on the Satisfaction Pony. :brooding:
 
Would they attempt to do it? Yes. Therefore they are attempting to do it.

Example:

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If you drink, either perpetually or socially, and it is a hot day, the chances of you wanting this chilled, sweet delight right this moment are relatively high. If you have money you want to purchase one. If you have the makings, you have a slight motivation to get up off your ass. A human characteristic thats too common is if we think of something out of reach, we want to make it within our reach, and that is what we strive for. If within the brackets of the industrial/technological timeline a bio engineer thought, " What if we could make dinosaurs?" and proceeded to acquire an Research and Development team to try it, even if the founder of the original idea has died of natural causes and/or been rubbed off poolside for his paperwork, again, the odds of at least one of those team members carrying on his findings are 80/20. And why? Because they have the funds for the foundation, and now at the wet bar, leaning against the cherrywood is all the makings of the daquiri. And damn its hot outside today.

If one has to understand and take a minute to contemplate exactly what the cons of reinacting Jursassic Park would be, then one also must resolve themselves to being perceived as one who does not know why it is a problem to say...keep ones little hands down his pants in church or court....or class. The thought, " Ya just don't do it." has not crossed the mind since elementary school, and this mindset is the basis for wishing to wield the power of raging razor toothed beast frolicking about the plains alongside our grandmothers. The divine rationale behind the monstrous gap of era between human existence and that of "thunder lizards" is comprised of two elements.

1. Great undying mercy
2. A marked willingness to be accused of using "big words" and claiming to know everything.


I, an average female, watched Jurassic Park, and unlike our beloved "experts", thought upon seeing the trailer, "Thank God this is not real, otherwise we could be eaten and, even if all that was produced was herbivores, our ecosystem would be so knocked out of balance that misquitoes would indeed be "the size of small planes out here." And of course, while the moral of the movie was, " The scientist remembered dinosaurs were huge and had teeth after all his years of work."....they still have not obtained the mentality needed to watch it again.

I can see how there are environmental and even medical benefits to the reproduction of prehistoric animal DNA. However, while we are happy about the fact that a particular brand of ancient shit makes the fruit on the trees grow faster, we should also take into account...what is the airborne fungus on the shit going to do to something that does not bare banananananananas once inhaled? Ok so we have ginormous bananas like we always lied about, but now as we eat them, we are struggling with the likes of a biosafety level 4 hot agent that is so very hot it can't even be thought about and snuffs out 10 human bodies in less than a 3 minutes. And I know....I already know. Alright?! Dammit it is known! The first thought is " WAR THEN FUGG YA ALL! 10 at a time!" Problem with that is, my best friend in the whole big damn world is this. To the naked eye, or the elctronic one, certain metals are not porous. And in the lab you would wear these metals to handle the virus. But as you learned that the HIV virus can fit through the woven fibers of a condom, so you shall learn the virus that was quarantined from man by the grace of God in the Mesozoic era is tiny enough to worm its threads through iron. Iron? How? Addressing those of the field: Please remind me that because you can't see it yet, it can't happen. Not only will I stop believing computers can exist, I'll stop posting.

Somethings should not be tampered with. Somethings should not be funded. And I guess if someone wants to keep this mindless science up, somethings should not have been read, right? So I wouldn't send anyone to this thread...because the choice of a failed career and the extinction of humanity might become a little too clear.


Tell ya what. I am going to pretend like I don't know this was not a masonic push for economical engineering via prehistoric biochemical botanical research,

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and Ms Serena Marner, who is the manager of Fielding-Druce Herbarium Oxford can pretend like she isn't apart of the agenda.


Thanks, Nalaar
 
My response is almost as interesting as Oxford assisting in the accidental manufacturing of ecosystemic virus's...but not quite.

I concur, doctor.

back at the lab :what:
 
We could be the next T-Rex, Hallory. Hot Love 'n all etc etc.
No 'hoho's for my car crash reference?
I think one Marc Bolan crash gag = Hutchence hanging reference.
Also we can be the new Smiths, Morrissey and Marr.
 
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