[VOTING] Christmas Jokes! (2019)

[Dionysos]

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Turns out a voting thread might be our best option for working out the winners. We had a healthy number of entries this year, so I thank everyone who entered. All people who participated will receive rewards at the end even if they haven't made it to this second round.

Here I am including all jokes which gained two or more ‘likes’ or ‘laugh’ reactions in the original thread.

Here are the jokes which made it to the voting round:

Joke 1:
Why is Odin never invited round to stay overnight on Christmas Eve?
Because he's smelly and no one wants to Sleipnir him.

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Joke 2:
Why did Yevon also ban trigonometry?
cos it's full of Sin

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Joke 3:
Why do people flee when Atomos sings Christmas carols?
Because he sucks.

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Joke 4:
What kind of puppy does a Moogle want for Christmas?
A Pomeranian....

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Joke 5:
Where did Zidane go when he got his tail cut off?
The retail store.

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Joke 6:
Clerith is canon.

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Joke 7:
Why doesn't Shinra send their employees on holiday to the mountains?
Because they're scared they'll see an AVALANCHE

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Joke 8:
Why couldn’t Blank participate in the Tantalus Theatre Troupe’s nativity play?
He was stoned.

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Joke 9:
What breakfast cereal does the queen of Alexandria eat following her morning exfoliation?
Brahne flakes.​

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That whittles the number of jokes down a little bit but we still have to decide a winner!

If you have a spare moment to help us out, cast a vote! If you want to help us out even more, post your reason why in this thread.

 

[Linnaete]

Joke 8 is a classic and has me chuckling sensibly at it every time. Poor Blank.

 

[Busta]

5, 7, 8, and 9 all were kinda funny, but 5 was the first one I laughed at, so that's the one I voted for.

 

[Miko]

It was between Odin (# 1) & the Brahne Flakes (# 9) for me I opted for Odin!

 

[Dionysos]

One day left for voting!

 

[Dionysos]

Results:
1st Place:

By Dionysos
Prize = 5 CT + 5 GP

2nd Place:

By DaggerTribal
Prize = 3 CT + 3 GP



3rd Place:

By Linnaete
Prize = 2 CT + 2 GP


The following people also made it to the voting round:
Six

Prize = 2 CT + 1 GP

The following people entered in the first round and shall gain participation points:
Soulcorruptor
Interlude65

Prize = 1 CT + 1 GP

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The participation this year has been superb! I genuinely thank everyone for their efforts and getting in the spirit of the season.

Until next year...

Ha-ha-ha-ha!