Vampires Suck

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Probably the best vampire movie/tv show/book/piece of entertainment to come out in the last 5 years. What's even better about it.. is that there are about 3 new Vampire TV shows out, yet it appears as though they only touched the Twilight Saga. :monster:

Definitely going to see this.

 
this is likely to be one of the worst movies ever made. ever seen epic movie? meet the spartans? made by those same directors.

besides, vampire movies are designed as pornography for women, not sure how you can look down on them
 
I just want to see the part where the other bitch gets hit in the face with a shovel :monster:
 
Adamant said:
besides, vampire movies are designed as pornography for women, not sure how you can look down on them
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Sorry, I'm not a twelve year old girl with no sense of literature, so no... the series doesn't really appeal to me. Porn has tits and ass, not words that read 'sparkling Adonis of hunky man meat that's perfect'.

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I just want to see the part where the other bitch gets hit in the face with a shovel :monster:
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I wonder how far they'll go with that Edward vs Jacob fangirls scene. :monster:
 
The premise looks great, but the execution is what worries me. In the "____ Movie" style line; Scary Movie was the only good one to come out.

Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, and the rest have been the same kind of humor that's only funny if you're with friends who don't mind wasting money together on rental.
 
Madaraki said:


Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, and the rest have been the same kind of humor that's only funny if you're with friends who don't mind wasting money together on rental.
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Yeah those kind of movies generally work best the morning after a big night out with a couple of friends. The brain has yet to properly kick into gear, and all of a sudden mixing 300 with the lowest common denominators of popular culture seem almost funny :wacky:

I'll wait till it hits the bargain bin at my local supermarket and then save it for one of those days ;)
 
Oh I cant take those films. Scary Movie 3 was the only one that had me in fits, the rest made me cringe and just refuse to watch them. Not just cause Im a vamp fan, but these films dont tickle my funny bone.
 
I'll admit, these lines of films didn't really blow my skirt up either, but I giggled a few times throughout the trailer.. as well as at other trailers for the same film. I'm optimistic about it.
 
I'll be waiting for this one to come out on DVD.

It does look pretty funny, but they have a habit of shoving all the funny bits from the movie into the trailer and then when you actually go to see it, it's not as great as it looked.

Still I could be wrong.

I love the part where the girl hit the other girl with a shovel. XD
 
These movies usually suck. No pun intended. But I'll see it just because.
 
Well the trailer I see on tv here is pretty funny..

when he stops the car to rescue the girl he uses a chinese fella ! :rofl:
 
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