Today in work

[Will Graham]

Some woman who I have never met before, asked me to tell her son that he should "never listen to strangers". It was very confusing, and the lady became increasingly adamant at me to say it

 

[Will Graham]

Argor251
Pockets
CAssinoChips

This is in the wrong area, mv it plz nd infract d cnt dt pt it heer

ktnxbai

 

[Dionysos]

-Thread Moved-

-Licky Banned-

 

[L]

well

she probably didnt even think you would be uncomfortable doing it. you are now required to carry a picture of a pedobear in your wallet to properly explain how dangerous strangers are

 

[Will Graham]

I wouldn't give a fuck normally, you always get oul ones in asking you to tell their children you wont sell them sweets ever again if they don't behave. I was just confused, because some guy he had never met would be telling the child not to listen to people he didn't know

 

[L]

lolz

touche

 

[Big Casino]

i was gunna say it makes no sense. The woman is clearly feel.

 

[Donald Trump]

You should have raped her.

 

[Will Graham]

That is dumb Hal, why would I rape her again?

 

[L]

for laughs
just because you could
because you dont consider a single orgasm to be sex
to tell the world that it better check it's fucking tone, because you just do not give a fuck

 

[Bambi]

shoulda asked the kid if he wanted to come round the back. to see your puppies

 

[Will Graham]

Then ram batteries in his anus and throw his body in the crusher

Like in that film, Romeo and Juliet

 

[Big Casino]

romeo was a peedo

 

[Will Graham]

Juliet starts with a J, Jailbait starts with a J

It was an allegory for Hiroshima

 

[Will Graham]

Today in work a man walked up to me and asked "were you in blahdyblah shopping centre earlier?"

I said, "yes"

He replied "ah yeah, I thought so, I was watching you"

 

[Squid]

omg hahaha, that made me laugh, what a creep.

 

[Will Graham]

It was weird all right, I almost said no

That would have been a mistake, and may have angered the predator