To thee, O fair server

[Warbsywoo]

The bugles play,
a happy day
it was in FF town.

The trumpets blare,
and the sun's almighty glare,
cast not a single frown.

But late one morn,
over the fields of corn,
a bawdy demon cried shrill.

In one move he leapt,
and the angels wept,
as the server did he kill.

So poor FF town
was full of frowns
as the server went to hell.

 

[Erythritol]

This poem is entitled...

"Seraphim"

Fall from grace,
Crimson blood plummeting,
Falling fast,
Upon the scorched earth.
Bloodied wings,
Virgin white besmirched with
the blood,
The thick crimson blood,
Of a traitor.
Heaving sighs,
Cries of anguish,
Pierce the heavenly chorus.
Heaven falls
and the Seraphim weep.
The server,
the Almighty,
is busy.

 

[Rockman X]

Jihad! Jihad, they cry
Rebel against the infidel
The pork-eating heathen
Derka derka! They scream
But the great Satan
It is too busy
Too busy with its pork
Too busy with its women
Too busy with itself
To heed the shrieks
Of a thousand rolling tongues
War is impending

 

[dimmufan]

Mixed feelings
Anguish, confusion
Feelings of sorrow
Slight delusion

Always wondering
can this be true
@server I say
piss on you

30 times a day
you like to crash
One of these days
I'll throw you in the trash

To solve our problems
This must be said
I think it's coz
All the spam thread.

Get rid of this server
Our asses be kissed
Once on the new server
the old one won't be missed.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Dear Server,

Fuck You,


Love,
OverFjell

 

[SapphireStar]

May God smite thee and cause thee unaccountable pain.
Have a nice day ^^ I know I will!

 

[Casanova]

I call this poem "ololol mein fare serva"

---

dis serva r maed ov deepest phayul!
dis serva r maek me deeply mad!
dis serva r maek mein deepest blud booyol!
dis serva r gon b in deepest sheet if it dun work soon!

---

End.

 

[Rockman X]

Lo, see the server shuffle along!
It creeps at such a slow pace
Biding its time, smelling the roses
Stagnating in its near standstill
'Tis almost like water collecting in a back yard
Only the server draws no mosquitoes
Just the anguished cries of nerds

 

[Mitsuki]

(Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star)

Server, server, oh my gosh
Will you please work now for us?
Shenorai had lost her mind,
"GODDAMNFREAKINSERVERGRAWRNESS!!!!!" she just replied
Server, server, hear our plea
Save us from our misery.

 

[Howl]

I have a quote that I saved from the good ole days of the chat room, from our dear friend Hyoutan. I knew this would be valuable to me someday. <3

'IT' is the thing that everyone talks about... that they blame... without ever even knowing what they are sending their aprehension into... 'IT' feeds on that, harboring the negative aura like a cow curdling grass, before it finally regugitates it and kills it's nourishors.

 

[Shenorai]

(Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star)

Server, server, oh my gosh
Will you please work now for us?
Shenorai had lost her mind,
"GODDAMNFREAKINSERVERGRAWRNESS!!!!!" she just replied
Server, server, hear our plea
Save us from our misery.

I love you, Mits'ki darling.


Our dearest server
Has suddenly become this;
A pain in the ass.

 

[Warbsywoo]

*revives lol*

*test*

 

[L]

This thread makes me angry

*posts before the server makes me fuck off again*

 

[Soul Saver]

Once upon a fair moon,
the forum went doon,
thanks to AddleBoy's spanking,
and the server's cranking.

There never was a server more lame,
not even a fair game,
one by one the members go'd,
as their favourite pages would not load.

I'm not a hater,
but the server is too busy at the moment,
so I'll have to try again later.

 

[Marshy]

someone should kill da server now. Its going crazy lately >>

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OMFG DIE NOE

 

[Fusilli]

Must be that time of the month........

 

[Warbsywoo]

Ga....where is the poetry?! >={O

 

[Soul Saver]

Servers and their periods. Damnit.

My poetry is offensive to the eyes.

 

[AddleBoy]

Once upon a fair moon,
the forum went doon,
thanks to AddleBoy's spanking,
and the server's cranking.

There never was a server more lame,
not even a fair game,
one by one the members go'd,
as their favourite pages would not load.

I'm not a hater,
but the server is too busy at the moment,
so I'll have to try again later.

ROFLMAO

I am not having sexual relations with this server.
<.<
>.>

 

[Bambi]

The server had PMT, sTOP BY NEXT MONTH AND i BET ITS GIVING US SHIT AGAIN :MONSTER:

edit* cunting caps lock.........




*has a temper tantrum and refuse to edit it*