Things Final Fantasy characters wouldn't say

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Cloud: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song.
 
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Yuna: I'm not doing this! *Throws down staff* I'm going to Bikanel to get a tan! *Summons Valefor and flies off to Bikanel
 
Zidane: Garnet, I'm sorry but...I'm really gay. *rapes vivi*
Vivi: HOLY FUCK! GET THIS FURRY OFF OF ME!
 
Vanille: I don't see how we'll overcome this.

Barret: Excuse me sir, perchance we could resolve our differences in a gentlemanly game of croquet?

Jecht: I love you son.

Auron: Fuck this I'm outta here.

Cid Highwind: If I'm gonna save the planet I'd better quit smoking.

Cait Sith: You guys obviously don't need me.

Zidane: I liked you better with long hair.

Kefka: Just kidding guys. :elmo:

All I can think of :hmmm:
 
Just out of my head:

Zidane: Holy FFFFUUU- When did I grow a tail?! :rage:

Barret: Violence is not the answer. (or at least something like that)
 
Fran: "Stop giving me all that shit. I'll kick your sorry ass!"

Squall: "Wahey! Party time peoples! Let's make some fucking noise!"

Lulu: "Wow - the Shoopuffs looks sooooo fun! I wanna ride one!"

Snow: "FORGET IT!! *sobs* What's the point? There's no point in fighting anymore. I have nothing to fight for at all. IT'S OVER!!!"

Zidane: ".......whatever."

Terra: "Yeah, I'm half human and half Esper. I ain't got any problems wi' that! Whatcha looking at? Want me to tear your limbs apart?"

Fujin: "Yes, I have calculated with utmost certainty that at the rate of damage we are incurring at the hands of these monsters, this lofty airship may possibly descend at an alarming rate into the vastness of the ocean."
 
Lightning: I need a vacation....

Sahz: Whiteboy

Vanille: Screw you guys

Fang: im gonna cry

Snow: This is hard work im lazy

Hope: Lets have a party and screw what we have to do
 
Harlequin said:
Barret: Excuse me sir, perchance we could resolve our differences in a gentlemanly game of croquet?
Click to expand...

:D + rep.

At the top of my head...

Yuffie: I don't want it. Materia is useless anyway.

Aerith: Stupid flowers. *Stomps on them*
 
Cloud- Holy crap Tifa, you have big boobs what size is your bra
Tifa- What the hell Cloud (pops him square in the face), that is not something you should ask a lady
Aeris- Tifa, how did they get so big? Mine are just so small compared to yours
Tifa- Why does it even matter?
Cloud- Well, guys like me like a chick with big......
Tifa- (beats the crap out of Cloud). Well guys like you are perverted bastards.
Aeris, thinking to herself- Cloud doesn't like me because I don't have boobs like Tifa, maybe if I go and "do things" with Sephiroth, he would be jealous
Barret- Well Tifa, even Marlene wants to know how you got those boobs so big.
Tifa- Man you guys, get real.

 
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