theres this girl...

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Marquis of Granby

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well she's a stupid old cow really. at the pool just about every day but she doesnt even really swim she just farts about doing widths the whole time which isnt bad at least shes doing something. but she never looks to make sure no one is doing lengths and is likely to be interrupted by her. she's kicked me a few times and im almost certain she deliberately gets in my way.

anyway. i thought today it was her turn. so, being the subtle chap i am, as i was swimming by her i slapped the water. hard. this probly makes me a bit of a fanny but she deserved it and the only regret i have is that i couldnt see the face she made after it. i laughed under the water all the way to the end of the pool and its pretty much made my day. sad i know :sad3:

it was much less confrontational than my original idea of telling her to learn to swim and stay the fuck outta my way. and i didnt "run" away from her. she tried to stare me down later but i had none of it. i laughed at her. im an arsehole, i know but these things happen :mokken:

dont hate me for it :sad3:
 
And I thought this was gonna be a romance thread :sad3:
 
god no. i know im not prince charming but she's old and ugly. and, please excuse the cheek...she is a whale.
 
Haha, :wacky:

she might shed the pounds and end up being a looker, jim. :mokken:
 
i also thought this was gunna be romantic. But i laughed when you said you laughed all the way to the other end of the pool. I can picture that.
 
From now on you should mumble "elephant lady" underwater every time you swim past her.
 
I think that is your way of flirting.

Jimmy's in love! :inlove:


Ps: when I tried to type 'jimmy's' in my iPhone it tried to auto correct it to hummus. 8(
 
dam was hoping for something romantic and all i'm in love thing :inlove:

no chance for that :hmph:
 
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