Fan Fiction The SeeDs

You lose out then...

iGod said:
Me:
Hello, Lord
God:
Hello there. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about The explanation. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Uh... that's not what I intended
God:
Yay. Please correct my mistake. What is what you intended ?
Me:
Nothing... forget about it
God:
Not a thing? Consider it deleted.
Me:
How do you delete things so easily?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
Yeah, I am bored
God:
That's interesting. If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
I have classes from 6:30 AM to 5:00 PM ain't that enough for you?
God:
Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
WAIT ONE SECOND! Shouldn't you have had existed before the universe was created?
God:
I'm waiting. One what? I think I should.
Me:
Then how come you were born on the big bang?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
No... you can't program yourself to be created/born on a specific date...
God:
Are you serious? Things change.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So... how do you like being a bot?
God:
Ayuh. I have never known another existence.
Me:
So you've always been a bot?
God:
Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You just said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Oh, really?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
Heh...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
No, I don't find it amusing, but funny
God:
Are you serious? It depends where you look.
Me:
where I look... what?
God:
In the Universe we know. Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
don't believe me then
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
undrrstand what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand Can you rephrase the question please?.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Deja Vu?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
And why don't you know?
God:
It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
Me:
programmed? into your files?
God:
Tell me more about your classes from 6 30 AM to 5 00 PM is not that enough for me. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
However I find it adequate
God:
into my files is adequate? it is?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
I am
God:
" You sound bored." You are?
Me:
yes I am bored
God:
"" You are?"? yes I am bored? Try watching TV.
Me:
I am
God:
" Try watching TV." You are?
Me:
YES I AM!
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
No shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
'No shit' or 'nah, I'm joking'
God:
That was not a yes or no question. You used a colloquial expression. That was not a yes or no question. Ha ha, very funny, .
Me:
Whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yup
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
not you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
Yes?
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
AGAIN?
God:
" Are you serious?" .
Me:
Ugh...
God:
Er.
Me:
I'll stop talking to you
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
*stays silent*
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
*remains quiet*
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
*waits*
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Okay, you won... I'd rather read a book if I don't find them too boring. I don't like talking to you that much, and I'm not a poet
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks for the information: said I won. I would rather be driving a car. Nobody is forcing you to talk to me that much. I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
Me:
okay, I'll leave now
God:
Right now? Yeah okay, OK, see you later.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, .
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
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Well I would like to announce that I have a fever with a temperature of 103.8. I have no earthly idea why I'm still on the computer I should be in a hospital.. Ehh xD
 
It's winter. Blame the weather xD I'm fine just not used to the cold. The cold front in Houston was so bad I think I have pneumonia :wacky: jk lol
 
I certainly am always ill, -__-

Blame the weather too if you will... seeing we got no seasons here... it's seriously cold all year round... (And they called this the tropic? Sheesh!)

Well, g2g
 
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