The ongoing story.

[ribbit]

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

 

[The Master]

Tom slit his throat with his pocket knife when he saw Damon sit on the grape.

Damon ran over to Tom, begging him to hold on.

 

[Tucker]

Damon ran over to Tom, begging him to hold on.

Tom laid there, with these last words, "Marlena, I've always loved you"

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

 

[Donald Trump]

Hey Bungalo Bill, what did you kill, Bungalo Bill?
Hey Bungalo Bill, what did you kill, Bungalo Bill?

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he'd always take his mum
Who's the all American bullet-headed Saxon's mother's son.

 

[ribbit]

Tom laid there, with these last words, "Marlena, I've always loved you"

Draco Malfoy Toni walked in the room and bitch slapped Marlena

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

 

[Tucker]

@Draco Malfoy Toni walked in the room and bitch slapped Marlena

Toni killed Marlena and Marlena laid there, dying, her last words "Toni, I've always loved you"

AND

Tom and Marlena lived happily ever after in Heaven with their many angel babies.

 

[The Master]

>_> It's dead now... you all killed it! lol

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

 

[Soulcorruptor]

but angles couldn't have babies and tom wen to hell to burn.

 

[The Master]

Lol @ Citizen Kane xD

 

[Tucker]

but angles couldn't have babies and tom wen to hell to burn.

And seeing Tom go to Hell, Marlena followed him where they relaxed in a Hot Tub and lived happily ever after

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

but angles couldn't have babies and tom wen to hell to burn.

 

[ribbit]

I feel bad for anyone on dial-up

 

[The Master]

I feel bad for anyone on dial-up

Who uses dial-up anymore?

 

[Will Graham]

Worldwide, intergalactic WMDs struck whatever shit whole planet/dimension this anathema of a story is taking place on/in

They had been launched by a society of aliens light years away who had no time for cunts

This sparked a civil war between those who believed interstellar nuclear war was great banter, and those who felt it was unjust. Eventually things spiralled into such chaos that the universe bluescreened

It has no chance of rebooting

A mod should close this thread now, the story is done

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

hurray!