The 'Moonies Not Drunk' Thread

[Donald Trump]

wrong kind of oil, anyway your too young.

and what does 'the lights match' mean?

 

[AddleBoy]

put your clothes back on!

how shameful.... *furiously masturbates*

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

wrong kind of oil

Bless her and her innocence.

put your clothes back on!

how shameful.... *furiously masturbates*

Wanna hand with that, we dont want slip ups now do we?

 

[DarkSquall]

Man..That's gay!!

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I am 17 in 3 months, can I join?

 

[Fusilli]

16 is ze age in Britain. >_>


But it's 12 in some countries so...

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

But 12 is just sick in all honesty.

 

[Fusilli]

I'm not 12 though

 

[Kei]

I'm 17, can I join?

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

I'm not 12 though

Thats a good and clear point.......lube up!

I'm 17, can I join?

Enclose a CV and we'll get back to you.

 

[Kei]

CV, kinda hard bcoz it'll take couple of years

 

[Donald Trump]

17 is old enough, let him join

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Ok, but bring extra pillows, I have a feeling things might get a little rough....

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Lmao *hits MC with two pillows*

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Basterd, those are big bags your pounding me with. Take this! *Hits FFGuy back with his two pillows*

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

That's it Mooney! *throws a large pillow at MC's head*

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Urgh you got it in my mouth. Fluffyness

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

There are worse things that could be inserted thar.

*starts suffocating MC on a pillow*

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Kelet Queenbeing one of them

*Throws FFGuy off then lunges forward and attacks him with a harder pillow*

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

^ Lawl.

*pushes pillow off of MC and then pushes him over and proceeds to throw 3 pillows into MC's stomach*