Taking bets

[Gaige]

How soon after Dave joins Survivor will his name go back to Robert Pattinson?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

And make Ami Bella Swan?

 

[Davey Gaga]

How soon after Dave joins Survivor will his name go back to Robert Pattinson?

Same amount of time it'd take me to buy a plane ticket for your neck of the woods with murder in my eyes

And make Ami Bella Swan?

I'd ruin the story for everyone, I'd just slag her off lots

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

There was a story?

 

[Davey Gaga]

 

[Gaige]

DEAL.

Edward would go on a murderous rampage and kill the light of hope in Stephanie Meyer's manic eyes.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

The story wasn't already ruined from the second the author started writing?

 

[Big Casino]

I thot dave liked twilight

 

[Gaige]

I think Kelly made him watch it one time.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I think Dave preferred Jacob

 

[Davey Gaga]

I think Kelly made him watch it one time.

Like fuck

 

[Gaige]

Or was it one of your flatmates? Or did you watch it of your own accord lolol?

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

He watched it alone... foreveralone.jpg

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I'm sure Kelly made him watch it

 

[Big Casino]

Ive still to this day not seen a single twilight film

 

[Davey Gaga]

I'm sure Kelly made him watch it

My flatmate dragged me to Eclipse...and New Moon, and they sat on me for the original film.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

You should have farted up a storm in all of them.

Because the films are shit.

And the books.

And everything that has anything to do with them.

Fat bitch of an author can't write.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I watched Twilight at the cinemas when I got dragged there, unaware of shitness... First thing after I left "That was shit"

 

[Bambi]

Nah, he made me watch Glee though

Il never get that hour of my life back

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

What a traumatic event it must have been Kelly