Table Sex

[The Illusive Man]

this thread made me lol ^^ bet the guy mentioned at the start of the thread is banned from every DIY shop in his town

Seems they took the phrase "Any holes a goal" a bit too litterally

Also to add a few more "lower region size comments"

Like throwing a matchstick down the freeway/motorway

Like a wizards sleeve

Like digging fresh air

And my personal fave.....Needle dick (dunno why it just always makes me lol)

Also...The Bigger the better is true in some regards, but what goods a big one if the guy packing the bat, has not a damn clue how to swing it?

 

[Bambi]

Oh no, too big isn't good either

 

[DLFlux]

Some 18 inch dong with a 8 inch girth.

Would open you up like an umbrella.

 

[Bambi]

Oshit xD

 

[Saga]

......splinters

x2

 

[blakstang98]

Not too big and not too small? Didn't Goldielocks say that in bed?

 

[Serah]

A Pavement would be bad, but a fence post for a woman though!

I don't even want to think of the splinters...

GodDAMMIT don't even fucking GO there....x___________x

 

[DLFlux]

I've heard of wumen riding gear sticks before.

Just buy a love egg or some shit.

 

[Totoro]

She loves it so!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html

 

[The Illusive Man]

what about those that enjoy 3 litre soft-drink bottles jammed up there? O_O

 

[Bambi]

Love eggs, tbqfh, are a waste of time

DISCREET MY ARSE

*rattle rattle rattle*

 

[DLFlux]

You haz tried dem?

 

[Bambi]

.....¬.¬

 

[DLFlux]

Giggity.

 

[The Illusive Man]

could be worse I guess, could be packing a "black mamba" xD

 

[Totoro]

A bloke back in school got paid £50 to shove said vibrating Egg up his arse. I don't know how big are they, like normal egg size, or ostrich?

 

[Dionysos]

OMAGAWD

 

[Fusilli]

Surely it's not illegal to be naked in your own back garden.......

 

[Dionysos]

If people overlook you I think it probably is.

 

[Fusilli]

Is it illegal to stand by a window naked?