Table Sex

He must h ave a small dick to be shagging pavement cracks...no wonder he's not screwing women, I imagine they all point and laugh, I know I would o_O
 
Dont believe all that 'it's the motion in the ocean crap' thats what people say to men with small dicks say to make them feel better

If you cant fucking feel it you can motion all you want and the woman'd still be lay there yawning -_-
 
Sausage down an alley*
 
I don't know anymore D:
 
Toothpick into a volcano. Bicycle in an airplane hangar.

The pavement sounds like the worst one, not to mention that would pretty much have to public sex as well. Some people have their hangups I guess.
 
A fucking pavement....


olawl that sounds wrong giving the subject :wacky:

Seriously... why screw a pavement of all things? :|
 
Hey this kinda reminds me of some story of some dude sticking his dick in a park bench hole and getting it stuck and they had to cut it off him (the park bench I mean, not his dick). What's with park benches and picnic tables and guys sticking their dicks in their holes?
 
♥Aerith♥;547977 said:
Hey this kinda reminds me of some story of some dude sticking his dick in a park bench hole and getting it stuck and they had to cut it off him (the park bench I mean, not his dick). What's with park benches and picnic tables and guys sticking their dicks in their holes?
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theres a thread on that somewhere xD

DLFlux said:
This you mean?

http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/costa-del-sol/man-tries-to-shag-a-bench-22650.html

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-shakes fist-
 
I read once about a guy who tried it on with a bench and got stuck.

He had to have it removed at hospital.

Not only is that full of ouch, but it would also be rather embarassing. :gasp:


EDIT - oh.. Mandi mentioned it.

EDIT 2 - Oh everyone mentioned it.

*note to self - read the whole fraggin thread*
 
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A Pavement would be bad, but a fence post for a woman though!

I don't even want to think of the splinters...
 
......splinters :gasp:
 
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