Table Sex

[Bambi]

Is it illegal to stand by a window naked?

I hope not ¬.¬

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

*rushes to Kelly's window*

Naturists sure have it rough...

 

[Dionysos]

^^ And paedo's.

 

[AddleBoy]

I've heard of wumen riding gear sticks before.

I've seen a video of that before.... (Oh, thank you, internet!)

^^ And paedo's.

D=
*cries*

 

[mattbgamer]

OMG this thread is pure epic LOL. I just dont get it, why do that to a picnic table, or the sidewalk, or a bench....I mean it really isnt that hard to get a girlfriend is it? Yeah there are some ulgy guys out there, but guess what there are ugly girls out there too and they need lovin just as much.

 

[Donald Trump]

I hope not ¬.¬

But it is illegal to pleasure yourself behind french windows

 

[Bambi]

I don't have French windows so that does not apply to me

 

[Caedus]

I guess the threshold of decency has long been trampled by many a folk. How do you even go there? Inanimate objects, and that aren't even phallic symbols... Someone said a bicycle? Do these crazy fecks have some sort of amino acid deficiency that causes unspeakable acts of inanity? I guess I know now, what the world could potentially coming to... thoughts of Gallery Furniture. The hell else do you do, Bambi? Egg... lawlz...

 

[Dionysos]

I think it would be awesome is some girl climbed Everest to make love with the peak of the mountain. She'd deserve praise for that, as that is just epic.

But those other things are just weird.

 

[Caedus]

Make hump to a cactaur - the most sacred of final fantasy sacrificial rituals.

 

[Donald Trump]

I think sex in freezing temperatures wouldn't work well for wimminz tbqh.

 

[Dionysos]

Ah well. Would be a good suggestion anyway.