i can barely handle lew's coolness kelly, now you expect me to withstand pooley and moonie? 

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She just wants you there to make her look skinny.
I fully expect you to not with stand anything. Your gonna be trashed by the time I'm done.
Why are you not on the missing persons list?i'm so big i could even make your ego look small
too boring to do stuff like that.![]()
Why are you not on a missing person's list?
Unless you intend to stand in the way at the bar then we can safely assume no not a fight.never said i wouldnt get drunk but trashed this is a nay. unless jay meant he wanted a fight?![]()
Unless you intend to stand in the way at the bar then we can safely assume no not a fight.
Make you neck a dirrty pint, spin you around on the spot several times and see how far you can run to the bog after finding out said pint contained a silly amount of laxative.
Yeah your right, fuck it, might even get trapped in orbit too come to think of it. Not good for when trying to have a perfectly sophisticated and totally non perverted drink with Kelly.spinning me around just once would take about two years, never mind several times. itd be much less expensive for you to just let me drink at my own pace![]()