Steve Irwin vs Chuck Norris

[Captain Squee]

Who's better?

Crocodile hunter : That snake's venom is is the strongest venom in the world, and it's but can crush bones...I'm gonna go pick it up...

Chuck Norris: ... ... ... *roundhouse kick*

 

[Rasputin]

pretty sure that a steve irwin zombie would be difficult for chuck norris to deal with

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

nipples

 

[Ewan]

Steve Irwin should have put on some sun cream.

 

[Captain Squee]

Let's be honest here, Steve Irwin would so win

 

[bearsfwd]

The only reason Steve Irwin died was because the stingray that killed him was trying to get away from Chuck Norris...

Otherwise...it's a wash, they are both lame IMO.

 

[Captain Squee]

Steve Irwin: Crikey, there's Chuck Norris, claimed to be one of the most famous strongest men in the world. I single punch can throw you out of the atmosphere. As you can see, his muscles are very well worked and brilliantly toned...I'm gonna go kick him...

 

[Channizard]

Well if Chuck Norris got picked up by Steve, then he's done for.

But Steve is dead, so...

 

[Captain Squee]

But he's alive wrestling giant scorpions from ancient times, and Chuck Norris will eventually die

 

[Sullivan0930]

Steve Irwin is only afraid of Komodo Dragons!

Gator wrestling skills own karate any day!

 

[L]

i can only imagine what its like to fuck someone that wrestles gators

 

[Ethics]

The lot'o ya debate like it matters. We all know that Bill Nye is the baddest dude ever.

 

[Sir Kenneth]

Steve Irwin and it's not even close.

Chuck Norris is so old he had a hip replacement last year for Crom's sake. The only other person I know who got that is my late great grandmother, and hell, at this stage you'd be just as likely to get a solid round house kick out of her.

 

[Captain Squee]

Bill Nye is the correct answer

 

[Ewan]

Steve Irwin lost to a stingray. There is no debate here.

 

[Captain Squee]

Thus the correct answer being Bill nye

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I don't even recognise him.