so lads..

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arent you really really fucking glad you were born a guy?

seriously. we dont have to wear makeup or shave our legs and armpits and keep our hair looking good and we dont have periods and wel never get pregnant and all the nasty things that come with it.

god favoured us
 
I'm not disputing God favouring us but...

I'm out of moisturiser :ness:

Also, why is it that wimminz (prob out of jealousy) get you in so many fights? Crazy wimminz
 
I do like those things. I can put on plain clothes and be happy. :wacky: I never have to shove my creations painfully from a large orifice in my crotch. Sorry, but it's an advantage. :lew:
 
I wanna e a gothic vampire this Halloween. I look good in jet black. :cassy: It makes me look way too skinny though.
 
I'm one of the lads anyway, but with the perks of being a woman, if I so choose to abuse

Free drinks, less likely to get turned away from a bar because the bouncers a twat, occassionally getting in free bewcause the bouncers think youre hot, getting out of carrying heavy things, covering up a bad face day with make up - if you men are ugly, youre fucked
 
Bambi said:
Free drinks, less likely to get turned away from a bar because the bouncers a twat, occassionally getting in free bewcause the bouncers think youre hot, getting out of carrying heavy things, covering up a bad face day with make up - if you men are ugly, youre fucked
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hahahahaha true :lew:
 
Also

Multiple orgasms

having an orgasm and not needing recovery time
 
Also, we cant get trapped by an insane bitch and their 'oh, my pill must have failed' line :monster:
 
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