So a gay guy fancies me

you bet i wont come back with nothing? :lew:

it sounds like a good porno but i dont think i could handle two women. just the sight of tits has me cummin these days :sad3:
 
Damon's looking at this thread. A new poof. And a jobbie poof to boot. :dry:
 
i suspected this was the case.:sad3:

and just to rub it in even more, since im in the same room as those dippy do das i cant even have a wank :sad3:
 
I love how Dave got the 69th reply in this thread.

I've heard of Kelly's laugh. :8F:
 
also, while we're on the topic of gross sexual acts it was brought to my attention today that a lock has appeared on the parentals bedroom door. when probed (by my sister) my mum replied with "IM STILL A YOUNG WOMAN. I HAVE NEEDS!"...

fml
 
Good grief.

Well, maybe so, but it was just too good that he's professing he isn't gay then gets the 69th reply.
 
some sound advice from the lew there.:ahmed:

i'll probly be too traumatised by kelly's laugh though.
it is indeed a weird one

I love how Dave got the 69th reply in this thread.

I've heard of Kelly's laugh. :8F:
hahaha

also, while we're on the topic of gross sexual acts it was brought to my attention today that a lock has appeared on the parentals bedroom door. when probed (by my sister) my mum replied with "IM STILL A YOUNG WOMAN. I HAVE NEEDS!"...

fml
you have my sympathies
 
also, while we're on the topic of gross sexual acts it was brought to my attention today that a lock has appeared on the parentals bedroom door. when probed (by my sister) my mum replied with "IM STILL A YOUNG WOMAN. I HAVE NEEDS!"...

fml

HAHAHAHA

Welcome to the trauma of parent sex, my mother likes to tell me about her sex life, and im like...mother.... il be in therapy for LIFE. STOP THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW, IT'S TAKEN ME LONG ENOUGH TO GET MY HEAD ROUND THE FACT THAT YOU EVER HAD SEX, IT'S DISGUSTING. YOU ARE MY MOTHER. AND OLD :rage:
 
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