So a gay guy fancies me

[Marquis of Granby]

you might as well start the slaggin now then

 

[Davey Gaga]

I dunno how id feel about a dude hitting on me. It probadly wouldnt bother me all that much. Tif he had my fone number itd be awkward.

It's awful

so would dave but its not gonna happen.

Who's that?

WAIT THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE I SHOULD BE ADDRESSING

if you comeback from there and say you got fuck all then im not gunna let you forget it

I bet he won't

 

[Marquis of Granby]

you bet i wont come back with nothing?

it sounds like a good porno but i dont think i could handle two women. just the sight of tits has me cummin these days

 

[Gaige]

Damon's looking at this thread. A new poof. And a jobbie poof to boot.

 

[Davey Gaga]

i think i grammar failed

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i suspected this was the case.

and just to rub it in even more, since im in the same room as those dippy do das i cant even have a wank

 

[Big Casino]

you might as well start the slaggin now then

you can doooooo it

just slip it in her mouth shile shes asleep. That counts

no offence to any ladies reading

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Diar's spying on me

 

[Gaige]

I just hope she doesn't bite on instinct.

Active suers list.

 

[Davey Gaga]

i suspected this was the case.

and just to rub it in even more, since im in the same room as those dippy do das i cant even have a wank

hahahaha

i would love it if you did lew's idea

 

[Marquis of Granby]

you can doooooo it

just slip it in her mouth shile shes asleep. That counts

no offence to any ladies reading

some sound advice from the lew there.

i'll probly be too traumatised by kelly's laugh though.

 

[Gaige]

I love how Dave got the 69th reply in this thread.

I've heard of Kelly's laugh.

 

[Big Casino]

all my advice is free aswell.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

also, while we're on the topic of gross sexual acts it was brought to my attention today that a lock has appeared on the parentals bedroom door. when probed (by my sister) my mum replied with "IM STILL A YOUNG WOMAN. I HAVE NEEDS!"...

fml

 

[Big Casino]

I love how Dave got the 69th reply in this thread.

i take back thinking you were 20ish> that statement makes you seem about 13 |_(

 

[Gaige]

Good grief.

Well, maybe so, but it was just too good that he's professing he isn't gay then gets the 69th reply.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

ken. nightmares

 

[Davey Gaga]

some sound advice from the lew there.

i'll probly be too traumatised by kelly's laugh though.

it is indeed a weird one

I love how Dave got the 69th reply in this thread.

I've heard of Kelly's laugh.

hahaha

also, while we're on the topic of gross sexual acts it was brought to my attention today that a lock has appeared on the parentals bedroom door. when probed (by my sister) my mum replied with "IM STILL A YOUNG WOMAN. I HAVE NEEDS!"...

fml

you have my sympathies

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Bambi]

also, while we're on the topic of gross sexual acts it was brought to my attention today that a lock has appeared on the parentals bedroom door. when probed (by my sister) my mum replied with "IM STILL A YOUNG WOMAN. I HAVE NEEDS!"...

fml

HAHAHAHA

Welcome to the trauma of parent sex, my mother likes to tell me about her sex life, and im like...mother.... il be in therapy for LIFE. STOP THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW, IT'S TAKEN ME LONG ENOUGH TO GET MY HEAD ROUND THE FACT THAT YOU EVER HAD SEX, IT'S DISGUSTING. YOU ARE MY MOTHER. AND OLD