So a gay guy fancies me

:sucklikeadyson:

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8( They did a smiley cleanup earlier this year. It might have been chucked out along with ugh and others.
 
im dying here. so a poof wants to suck your wang. big deal. tell him to fuck off or the only thing you'll be sticking in him is a knife.:hmph:
 
yep...he's my (ex-) manager's boyfriend and he told me that my birthday present (20 days!) is one i should accept...he said it'd be rude not to, then followed it with the following:



I HATE MY LIFE

tbf, gay guys fancying you is nowt new
 
yep...he's my (ex-) manager's boyfriend and he told me that my birthday present (20 days!) is one i should accept...he said it'd be rude not to, then followed it with the following:



I HATE MY LIFE


whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :gasp:

why didnt you tell him there and then :rage:
 
Because he's claearly an idiot, hes been having saucy texts off this dude for ages :lew:

what gets me, is he gave him his number... hahahaha :wacky:
 
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WENT

Drunk, found out my manager was gay, in walks his boyfriend, felt bad cos i;d been talkign about it all night, bought them both drinks, he was handing out his number i was like GO ON THEN

genuinely accidentally phoned it one day, he's like who's this? i reminded him...and here we are 6 months later :(
tbf, gay guys fancying you is nowt new
this is true, i've had marines ask me out and skinny little poofters squeeze my bum, fml
 
we all know dave's a poof though.

hes just posted this to make it look like he's not into all that filth. it hasnt convinced me.
 
Even I'm pretty manly. How could I have not noticed this sooner :monocle:
 
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