So a gay guy fancies me

[Davey Gaga]

yep...he's my (ex-) manager's boyfriend and he told me that my birthday present (20 days!) is one i should accept...he said it'd be rude not to, then followed it with the following:

and just so you know, i suck like a dyson

I HATE MY LIFE

 

[Marquis of Granby]

if you didnt tell anyone you couldve took him up on the offer and not felt guilty.

 

[Gaige]

Is he good looking?

 

[Davey Gaga]

i already did. this is me clearing my guilty conscience

i need a woman

 

[Ewan]

He might have a pair of Dyson balls.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

...

 

[Davey Gaga]

He might have a pair of Dyson balls.

It disgusted me but I really really liked that

 

[Gaige]

Just take it, Dave. If someone's offering you free sex, you take it. You're just taking it up a different hole is all.

 

[Davey Gaga]

Just take it, Dave. If someone's offering you free sex, you take it. You're just taking it up a different hole is all.

I can't remember who you are/username changes annoy me when I don't log on too often...Andrew?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

It disgusted me but I really really liked that

it disgusted you that he had a pair of dyson balls but you really really liked it anyway?

i knew you were a poof. i said as much before then you had a wee fit. a bit like someone else who used to frequent the site. though i dont think she was gay.

 

[Gaige]

Diar. Joe Jonas in Survivor. The fact that Andrew is a pink RPG Director now should have clued you in to the fact that I'm at least not him.

 

[Ewan]

i said as much before then you had a wee fit. a bit like someone else who used to frequent the site. though i dont think she was gay.

hahahahaha

 

[Davey Gaga]

I don't have wee fits

Also ... do I wanna know who you're on about?

 

[Davey Gaga]

Diar. Joe Jonas in Survivor. The fact that Andrew is a pink RPG Director now should have clued you in to the fact that I'm at least not him.

Since when!?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i cant say the name cause thatd be naming names and when you start naming names certain people start infracting and banning and im sick of being banned and infracted so i will no longer name names.

i think she was the only person other than yourself to have fits though.

 

[Gaige]

Since yesterday.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

yesterday...all my troubles seemed so far away.

now it looks as though theyre here to stay

 

[Davey Gaga]

i cant say the name cause thatd be naming names and when you start naming names certain people start infracting and banning and im sick of being banned and infracted so i will no longer name names.

i think she was the only person other than yourself to have fits though.

Oh I get it alm:

EDIT:
WTF' THE CODE FOR THAT SMILEY NOW!?!?!?

 

[Gaige]

Dave... Most people would turn you away.
Gays don't listen to a word they say
We don't bum you... like they do.



The code is : ffs :

 

[Marquis of Granby]

?

: ffs :